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68bowtie

08-12-2024 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9333437)

get better

I love this haha

SCOTI

08-13-2024 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 68bowtie (Post 9333529)

I love this haha

Boog	08-13-2024 09:14 PM

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how many?

1970 CST Short Wide

08-14-2024 01:19 PM

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I thought they gave you a Puppy so you didn’t have to walk home alone. LOL

Ol Blue K20

08-14-2024 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9333813)

how many?

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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide (Post 9333935)

I thought they gave you a Puppy so you didn’t have to walk home alone. LOL

:lol::lol::lol:

Boog	08-14-2024 03:50 PM

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They used to give you a pair of sneakers for the walk home. Guess that's for breaking down close by. Now you practically get a recliner if you are further away! :lol:

CG	08-14-2024 06:40 PM

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Boog	08-14-2024 07:52 PM

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twos

Boog	08-14-2024 08:31 PM

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push one

Boog	08-14-2024 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9332772)

we gotta plan

Olympics are over now but I'm just sayin

richard2717

08-15-2024 08:00 AM

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ruff

Boog	08-15-2024 08:38 AM

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:lol:

Boog	08-15-2024 09:19 AM

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notes

DANTIP

08-15-2024 10:17 AM

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Two blonde friends were at a coffee shop and a nearby customer kept noticing them high-fiving each other every few minutes and saying "Only 13-days".

Finally, the customer approaches the blondes and asks them the significance of their celebrating "Only 13 days".

One of the blondes proudly explained that they were vacationing together and had finished a difficult puzzle during their stay.

The customer commented that the puzzle must have been pretty challenging if it took two people 13-days to complete it.

The girls both nodded in agreement and boasted that right on the puzzle box it read 2-4 Years!!!

Boog	08-15-2024 06:48 PM

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well

HO455

08-15-2024 07:12 PM

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I've got to stop reading these during mind numbing meetings. I almost had an aneurysm trying not laugh out loud at this one.

Boog	08-15-2024 07:51 PM

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:lol:

Boog	08-15-2024 07:53 PM

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won't sell

Ol Blue K20

08-15-2024 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9334140)

ruff

I have heard about that problem, thus I will do it myself!!

68bowtie

08-15-2024 11:14 PM

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Find the curved line

Attachment 2385814

Boog	08-15-2024 11:18 PM

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don't quite have the budget for those 28 inchers you want?
we gotchu

Stocker

08-16-2024 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 68bowtie (Post 9334347)

Find the curved line

That is freaky :crazy:

richard2717

08-16-2024 11:29 AM

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus,"and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing.