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paybacks

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I hear those work on driveshafts also.:lol:

If your old you would have to bring a Creeper to get under there.;)

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riiight

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:lol::lol::lol:

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pumpkin

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^ :lol: :lol: And deservedly so!

Looks like ribs for lunch.

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image

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...

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Serves a fool right. Careful there. You might rip the aluminum body too! :lol: SMH

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What did all Tickle Me Elmo dolls get before they left the factory ?

2 test tickles

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two

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Yup, that's about right. Had somebody do that to me, drove away like it was nothing. Even showed it to them. I called CHP, they didn't care

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I had a guy, pretty broke looking, come in with an old car that he'd gotten a fix-it ticket for the brakes. We were a brake inspection station and I had the state cert. Said he knew it needed brakes, but asked if I could sign it off and he would do them later. I told him do the brakes and come back. It would be just my luck that the guy was a ringer and I'd get busted for being a nice guy. The shoes were basically bare metal with serious grooves in the drums from the rivets.

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My wife said " that's your 4th trip to the desert bar, aren't you embarrassed?" I said "no, if anyone says anything I just tell them it's for YOU"!!!:lol::lol::lol:

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Are you referring to the Nellie E. Bar?

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Ww

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You triggered a memory....about 20 years or so ago here locally a 90 year old man took a Concealed Carry Class and failed, he then offered money to the instructor/owner to pass him. The guy took the bait and was put out of business and prosecuted as the old guy was a plant.

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^ We used to get people all the time offering $50 or so for a smog cert after their vehicle failed. I asked them if they would give up their personal freedom for $50. They usually got the message.

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now "hot smogs" are $350 and up IF you can find a shop that will do it. Way back when i was doing exhaust work people would call up and ask how much to remove their cat and install a "test pipe", i would tell them $10,000. naturally that would pi$$ them off and they would tell me i am crazy so i would explain that the fine would cost me 5 grand at least and the other 5 grand will keep me going untill i could find another job or post bail:lol:. needless to say nobody ever took me up on the deal

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Ok, one more time.

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Automatic parking only

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Who's going to park my Ferrari!? :lol:

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new guy

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Ronald finally called in a pro

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Cats