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Got stuck behind a load of stone

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Dang, I can't decide which direction to head.

East toward Grumpy's place for steaks or west toward Poppi's shop to check out cars.

I am the Poppi around here. When the kids are here they head out to the shop with me.

Nothing gets done but we have fun.

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I'd head for Grumpys....I'd be scared he'd eat up all those steaks before I got back from looking at cars..

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I'd be heading for Grumpy's delicious steaks too..

I can't afford any of poppi's customer's cars :lol:

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Had "the talk" with my 12yo son today. He seems fine. I am traumatized.

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What did your 12 year old son teach you ?

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We don't worry about running out of steaks around here and when you get tired of steak there's always some turkey to round up . Ours just don't come wrapped in plastic :lol:

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I can read this at least as fast, if not faster, than normal. And I suspect I am somewhat dyslexic

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TIM ,TIM, TIM, The mothership warned you already about enlightening the subjects !!! You will be punished by cleaning out the Zorns compartment when you return for your next chip update .your currently due ,your last update was 1970 ...:lol:

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I...I I...I I I mmm-meant t tt to g get tha tha that tt tt taken c cc care of vov vov. Uh oh, signal getting week........... **BLIP**

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do those updates slowly or you'll come back looking like this and driving a hooptie truck . :lol:

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I had no problem reading that Tim.

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I can read it easily too.

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I would head for Grumpy's, but, I don't feel like freeloaders like me are welcome there, and he would expect me to work.

I have said before here, I tried work once, and didn't like it. I am sure it wouldn't suit me now.

Now I have seen enough out of Grumpy, that when he observed my worthlessness, he would give me an attitude adjustment, and all I have to do is walk upstairs for that, so I am going to sit right here close to the fireplace until TOTMBO hollers down that lunch is ready.

I am obviously bored.

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Wise man indeed !

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So you finally told him about the girls from Arkansas? :lol:

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping round, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The Chef's' claim was approved

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OMG! LOL!! (ouch)

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Yeah, hard to envision without the blade spinning

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When a robbers .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California, would-be robber did something that can only inspire wonder.

To his demise, He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.

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I guess he never saw the problem

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He saw the problem long enough to think "sh". Then it was over......

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So there was no problem to see :cool:

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No problem, it's survival of the fittest. He wasn't fit......lol

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That doesn't surprise me. I've been to Long Beach.

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A bit late in answering about the big ol truck you bought in Montana ,, that is a parts getter for sure.. looks like you can put a 4x8 sheet of plywood in the bed and still have room at the tail gate when closed.. I bet it was a bit slick with a empty bed on icy roads ..

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I sold my 1985 Mercedes 500 SEL. I never drove it, and didn't need it.

A friend of mine bought it new in Reno, NV, and I had owned it several years. It is as close to new as you will find.

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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff* that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
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Illegal bar

Bizarre fantasies

???

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Checked into the people garage yesterday. Gall bladder was apparently about the size of a 454....gone now.

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Do you want to sell that Gall Bladder? I'm looking for a big block. :lol:

In all seriousness. I hope you're feeling better.

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:lol:

Thanks, I think it was pretty trashed! On the comeback trail.

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hate to hear that Doug...hope your feeling better...I just went 7 rounds with prostatitis....wouldn't wish it on nobody

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Sorry to hear it Doug, but at least your not missing any good weather.

Never dealt with GB or but I had my prostate reamed awhile back.

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In post #483 I couldn't figure what the "illegal" part of the bar had to do with the story line, but I forgot to take it out.

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I sold it to a lawyer, seriously.

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Some of you may remember, in the vintage picture thread, I posted a picture of a green and white, 72 K10, SWB that I sold a friend of mine 30 years ago, and he still complains I skinned him.

Well, last week I ran into him at the hardware store. He looked at me for a long second, and said "you need to buy my yellow Blazer".

I responded with, I don't want a Blazer, I don't need a Blazer, I'm really not that in to Blazers............, then he said I'll take $x,xxx.xx, and I said "but for an old friend like you, I'll take it off your hands".

This Blazer has been right here all it's life. The guy that had it passed and his son got it, but had no interest. My friend bought it from him drove it to his pasture, and parked it.

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I want that Blazer .

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You would have to arm wrestle my son in law.

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Bless his heart.