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I had an interesting lunch. I went to one of my favorite Mexican restaurant's with my wife.

They have the best Huevos Rancheros around.

Then this guy walks in. And it's the guy that took over for me at work when I left.

I told my wife "Hey I know that guy, he has my old job'.

She says. " I can believe it. He looks miserable" :lol:

So, I go over and we start talking shop, what's been going on since I left.

I told him I was moving up north. And my wife was already up there.

He looked at my table and asks, "So what's up with the blonde? You have a wife and a girlfriend?

I had to explain that she was my wife. She was just down to help with the move.

:lol: I don't know if he believed me or not.

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Nice save.

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I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

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A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.

The bartender says, “What can I get you?”

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I’m afraid we don’t.

And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.

The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.

Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.

The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice.

Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?

The bartender is really ticked off. Bartender: Look. What’s your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal?

And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.

The NEXT day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says, “What the heck do YOU want?”

Umm. Do you have any nails?

What!? Of course not.

Ok. Well, do you have any grapes?

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:lol::lol::lol:

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I had to go to the ATM today.

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/gallery/...e_to_me_th.jpg

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It had never occurred to me to pray for money to come out.

Did it work?

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I have never used an ATM. I carry the card, but don't have a clue.

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No, I haven't been able to get any cash since I got married. :lol:

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I only eat that crap (pizza, burgers, etc) once a week so I can keep outrunning people :lol:

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I love a good pizza. It's one of the reasons I'm moving.

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/gallery/...free_pizza.jpg

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In the event you DO get caught at the Mexican restaurant with that other woman, you will have even less cash.

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Preaching to the choir. Been there done that. A couple of times. (Ouch):lol:

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Hey davischevy, my 2007 MB has 40,000 mi. How many is that?
I had chicken soup for dinner. I made sausage and Popeyes for breakfast. I need a Blazer but I want 2wd and have no $$$. special are you wearing the hat? My wife had GB surgery. Spicy and greasy foods still hit her sudden and it's been about 12 years.

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:uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::uhmk:

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You said that so fast I missed it.

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Warmed up. Hat means nothing to me now. Now I'm torn. Wish for cold so I can enjoy my hat or accept the warmth as a wonderful blessing?

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I would accept the warmth as a blessing ,Im so tired of the cold already .

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I see how it is. "Love em & Leave em" :lol:

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It's cold here too. But my coffee sure tastes good. Come on spring.....

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I do, and me too! But I have to think of my hat and all it went through to get here only to have no purpose. Pretty sad really

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I think you're looking at this all wrong Tim. That hat is absolutely amazing. It's scared the cold away for you. It deserves it's own special space on the shelf.:lol:

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These warmer days get me to thinking about stretching the legs on my Corvette.

I did a nut and bolt frame off restoration on this Corvette a few years ago.

Does anybody have any idea how the hell I got all that stuff under that hood.

And it all works too, wiper door, wipers, headlight doors, all of it.

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hoarder

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Have you been talking to my wife?

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????????

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/gallery/...m/vaseline.jpg

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:lol::lol:

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Yes, I was once married. My snoring was the reason she left. Ironically, soon as she left the snoring stopped. I take that as a sign it was never meant to be

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You should have bought SUPERBOWL TICKETS ! :lol:

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Life is good.

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It beats the alternative .

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Yep!!

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That picture under the hood of your Vette brings this to my mind, "The true price you pay for your Corvette" haha... whether it's you who does the work or hired! Gotta love it. You know the old saying, "Nothing good comes easy". Or how about, "If it's worth having it's.......... Shut up? Ok

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It was a good hat day here.

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I put a new grill in my 55 today. Now I have to get back to work on my K10.

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^^^^nice...real nice^^^^

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That looks really nice. Is it a Danchucks product?

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Danchuck it is. Very nice quality.

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I've heard lots of good things about their quality.

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Dead Penguins - I Never Knew This!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?