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That's no joke about the Jeep ;)

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After staring at a computer screen most of the day, that one made me laugh...

...then it made we wonder, could I make that my cursor somehow?

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:)

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;)

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Oh geez! That's scary! :jdp::jdp:

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They Have one gripping clockwise and one that is counter- clockwise.

So it is safe;)

Well 30 minutes later.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Well, the people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do!

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at least 2 characters

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drive

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a ****head is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

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Sounds like too much bone..

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That's what she said. ;)

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Irony

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It gets windy around here. Happy Tuesday! (It is Tuesday isn't it? :confused:)

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/gallery/...um/Covered.jpg

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Eeeeewwww!

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

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Gotta love a good laugh. Here's a few I found/made lately.

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.THis repair would cost a Person Dearly Right Now:lol:


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Ever since I put the new flooring in I cant find the cat.

Not my pic

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Woah! That’s crazy.

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Took me a minute too. Old eyes! :lol:

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I found it! But, the color match is uncanny!

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It would be terrible for the CEO of IKEA to be elected prime minister of Sweden. He'd spend all his time assembling his cabinet.

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Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
'THE TEETH'.

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cinco