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Getter-Done

07-16-2021 08:22 PM

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dmjlambert

07-16-2021 08:33 PM

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I'm ready for 2050 now!

Ol Blue K20

07-17-2021 05:23 AM

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I'm ready for 2050 now!

Me too!

FleetsidePaul

07-17-2021 03:52 PM

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

Stocker

07-17-2021 04:04 PM

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:lol:

FleetsidePaul

07-17-2021 11:22 PM

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

Getter-Done

07-18-2021 10:11 AM

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72 tigger

07-18-2021 09:42 PM

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This made me smile

68bowtie

07-18-2021 09:46 PM

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It made him smile too, what a good sport :)

richard2717

07-19-2021 07:28 AM

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Ol Blue K20

07-19-2021 08:40 AM

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zone

:lol::lol::lol:

Keith Seymore

07-19-2021 10:10 AM

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richard2717

07-19-2021 10:26 AM

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72c20customcamper

07-19-2021 03:09 PM

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Grumpy old man

07-19-2021 03:32 PM

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Homer's 67 project ...:lol:

richard2717

07-20-2021 10:36 AM

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72c20customcamper

07-20-2021 08:48 PM

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FleetsidePaul

07-21-2021 12:24 AM

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Why are ex wives like a grenade?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone.

72 tigger

07-21-2021 05:55 AM

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Good morning

FleetsidePaul

07-21-2021 03:10 PM

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

Boog	07-21-2021 03:15 PM

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:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717

07-21-2021 09:44 PM

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Steeveedee

07-21-2021 09:56 PM

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^ :lol: Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.

FleetsidePaul

07-22-2021 06:19 AM

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I'm allergic to fresh fruit too. It's weird. Only if it's fresh. I can eat apple pie but not a fresh apple.

71CHEVYSHORTBED402

07-22-2021 06:33 PM

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

:lol: By chance she blond?, sometimes we're a little slow. Saw a blond woman in the thrift store yesterday, old like me 60ish. She's friendly and sweet as can be, wouldn't hurt a thing, unassuming and that, lovely seems to fit. Whiter than white blonde. She picks up some pens she sold to a male stranger as well:lol: she pays & leaves. Next up I pay for my handy in garage trays, on the way out she's coming in, tells me she lost her keys in the store, as she sped off to the back end of the store:lol:

Getter-Done

07-22-2021 07:14 PM

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truckster

07-22-2021 09:10 PM

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I can appreciate that one.

Boog	07-22-2021 10:19 PM

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:lol::lol:

71CHEVYSHORTBED402

07-23-2021 01:32 AM

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richard2717

07-23-2021 11:01 AM

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57taskforce

07-23-2021 11:16 AM

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:lol: that’s some funny stuff. Chevy trucks in general applies here!

richard2717

07-23-2021 02:30 PM

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An 83-year old woman decided the time had come to depart from this world.
she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

richard2717

07-23-2021 02:40 PM

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Boog	07-23-2021 03:03 PM

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^^^^^^ Guy looks like Homer Simpson.

Sheepdip

07-24-2021 12:35 AM

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^^^^^^ Guy looks like Homer Simpson.

I believe that's Beetle Juice from Howard Stearns Program

GOPAPA

07-24-2021 08:31 AM

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Mongo

07-25-2021 03:13 PM

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Now I am hungry

71CHEVYSHORTBED402

07-26-2021 02:51 AM

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dog

It is. I think he goes back to the "E" Channel. Much better show IMO, before they went rouge on Sirus. Seems that cost them imagination and I could do without their gay "comedy", so I canceled.

"Where would all the fun be without gay and black people":lol: Dave Chappelle. Stern just didn't know how to pull it off. IMO.

Boog	07-26-2021 01:41 PM

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FleetsidePaul

07-26-2021 06:32 PM

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