Re: Joke Thread
 

Re: Joke Thread
 

and that was some time ago

Re: Joke Thread
 

I will never eat that again. Last stop was 6 years ago, for a friendly on my lunch hour. Personally I haven't had it in ages. I stepped out of my truck too close to a gallon+ in pizza/soda? puke on the pavement, everywhere. Pizza Hut too, just not as bad. My son brought home a hut, and by smell I warned him not to eat it. I took one bite too, no freaking way, you know "Smell like dog sit taste like dog sit" (Cheech & Chong). That night into the next day he wished he hadn't.

Re: Joke Thread
 

You guys need to check out Little Caesar's stuffed crust pizza. They have changed a lot in the last 6 years, except on the least (cheap) pizzas. Stuffed crust is 9.99 here

Re: Joke Thread
 

I don't know if this is a repeat but might be worth it anyway....I told my "barber" she should watch this sometime, she's pretty hot:lol:

Re: Joke Thread
 

:lol: Thanks, you just made my day! :lol:

Re: Joke Thread
 

about time

Re: Joke Thread
 

I hate the smell of WD-40. My wife saw some post on Facebook or somewhere that said that it has hundreds of uses around the house, like keeping drains flowing, so she bought a case of it. Lucky me...

Re: Joke Thread
 

Customer states car has no power

Re: Joke Thread
 

That looks like a custom grind.

Re: Joke Thread
 

it's a fan you can't screw that up

Re: Joke Thread
 

My buddy was an aerial observer. He would love that fan.

Re: Joke Thread
 

A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes!:lol: longhorn:chevy:

Re: Joke Thread
 

I so want that fan!

Re: Joke Thread
 

Re: Joke Thread
 

man he did exactly what he was told to do

Re: Joke Thread
 

,
Attachment 2127136

The key to the boot is Probably in the ashtray:lol:

Attachment 2127137





,,,...////

Re: Joke Thread
 

vac

Re: Joke Thread
 

and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff

Re: Joke Thread
 

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

Re: Joke Thread
 

I just blew beer out of my nose. Wasn't the punch line I expected.....:lol::lol::lol:

Re: Joke Thread
 

I have the day off Tommorrow.
Attachment 2127253

Re: Joke Thread
 

lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

Re: Joke Thread
 

Re: Joke Thread
 

:lol::lol::lol:

Re: Joke Thread
 

Nobody is that stupid......I hope

Re: Joke Thread
 

you were saying?

https://i.imgflip.com/1p94hi.jpg

Re: Joke Thread
 

I was wrong! :uhmk::smoke:

Re: Joke Thread
 

for the win

Re: Joke Thread
 

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

Re: Joke Thread
 

lol

Re: Joke Thread
 

Thanks Richard

Attachment 2127652



,,,...////

Re: Joke Thread
 

One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.”

The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in trouble?”

The boy glanced back at her and replied: “Maybe later. Right now all I want is a beer.”

Re: Joke Thread
 

Two wishes after I die.
1. I want my remains spread over Disney Land via helicopter.
2. I wish not to be cremated.

Re: Joke Thread
 

:lol: Man, that is evil. I am amused! I despise that place.

Re: Joke Thread
 

.
Attachment 2127792








,,,...///

Re: Joke Thread
 

some might agree

Re: Joke Thread
 

I totally agree! :lol::lol::lol:

Re: Joke Thread
 

bro

Re: Joke Thread
 

'
Attachment 2128656








,....////