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FleetsidePaul 04-21-2021 12:25 AM

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Getter-Done 04-21-2021 10:36 PM

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1976gmc20 04-22-2021 10:29 AM

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That's no joke about the Jeep ;)

Steeveedee 04-22-2021 04:03 PM

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truckster 04-22-2021 04:23 PM

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After staring at a computer screen most of the day, that one made me laugh...

...then it made we wonder, could I make that my cursor somehow?

1976gmc20 04-22-2021 05:33 PM

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1976gmc20 04-23-2021 12:30 PM

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richard2717 04-24-2021 07:35 AM

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Ol Blue K20 04-24-2021 08:29 AM

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Oh geez! That's scary! :jdp::jdp:

Getter-Done 04-24-2021 05:05 PM

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Oh geez! That's scary! :jdp::jdp:

They Have one gripping clockwise and one that is counter- clockwise.

So it is safe;)

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Jack_71C10 04-24-2021 05:54 PM

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Well, the people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do!

1976gmc20 04-24-2021 06:22 PM

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richard2717 04-25-2021 07:34 AM

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GOPAPA 04-26-2021 01:50 PM

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a ****head is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

FleetsidePaul 04-26-2021 02:20 PM

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Rich84 04-26-2021 03:52 PM

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Sounds like too much bone..

FleetsidePaul 04-26-2021 05:28 PM

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Sounds like too much bone..

That's what she said. ;)

72c20customcamper 04-26-2021 06:01 PM

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FleetsidePaul 04-27-2021 04:26 AM

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It gets windy around here. Happy Tuesday! (It is Tuesday isn't it? :confused:)

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Ol Blue K20 04-27-2021 05:48 AM

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Eeeeewwww!

richard2717 04-27-2021 07:20 AM

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

1976gmc20 04-27-2021 12:06 PM

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Boog 04-27-2021 09:58 PM

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