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- - Joke Thread (https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=805197)

richard2717

10-25-2021 10:31 AM

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I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper.

Shifty One

10-25-2021 02:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8987563)

Hey, put that wheel back on there. There's some brakeage left in that one yet. :lol:

Yup, still meat on that bone boy...

Getter-Done

10-25-2021 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8988024)

fear

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richard2717

10-26-2021 07:45 AM

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.

Getter-Done

10-30-2021 10:51 AM

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kwmech

10-30-2021 12:10 PM

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No kidding, I would certainly like a ride off this rock

Stocker

10-30-2021 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kwmech (Post 8990065)

No kidding, I would certainly like a ride off this rock

Be careful what you wish for..... that time will come soon enough.

Boog	10-31-2021 09:43 AM

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Bang! Zoom! To tha moon Alice! :lol:
Who remembers where that line came from?

Stocker

10-31-2021 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8990329)

Bang! Zoom! To tha moon Alice! :lol:
Who remembers where that line came from?

Jackie Gleason -- The Honeymooners

Boog	10-31-2021 09:59 AM

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Yeah. Jackie was quite an actor. And he played Sheriff Buford T Justice oh so well too.

89AKurt

10-31-2021 01:05 PM

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There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".

72 tigger

10-31-2021 04:03 PM

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Truth

Getter-Done

11-06-2021 08:22 AM

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Getter-Done

11-11-2021 10:43 PM

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truckster

11-12-2021 12:55 AM

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That makes we want to hurl...

Ol Blue K20

11-12-2021 07:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8994667)

that makes we want to hurl...

x2!

Rich84

11-12-2021 10:07 AM

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I just threw up in my mouth..

72c20customcamper

11-12-2021 12:19 PM

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Just bought me a new table saw

Boog	11-12-2021 01:18 PM

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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. :lol:

SCOTI

11-12-2021 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8994860)

Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. :lol:

Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....

truckster

11-12-2021 02:20 PM

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Technically, it's a desk saw...

Shifty One

11-12-2021 03:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8994880)

Technically, it's a desk saw...

I thought that was nap-time at work....;)

Clatterville trolley

11-12-2021 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper (Post 8994828)

Just bought me a new table saw

I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!

Boog	11-12-2021 06:54 PM

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So you know.

Getter-Done

11-13-2021 09:41 AM

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Need Help:sumo:
Won't Start after changing belt:lol:
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Ol Blue K20

11-13-2021 11:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 8995117)

Need Help:sumo:
Won't Start after changing belt:lol:
Attachment 2145182

Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:

kwmech

11-13-2021 11:46 AM

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I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run

Getter-Done

11-13-2021 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8995157)

Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:

Darn Jokester;)

Boog	11-13-2021 01:10 PM

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Warning!

truckster

11-13-2021 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8995157)

Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:

Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.

Getter-Done

11-13-2021 05:26 PM

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Boog	11-13-2021 06:04 PM

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That is a good one there. :lol: You just know at least one phone call was made to 911. :lol:

Sheepdip

11-13-2021 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8995257)

My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it

truckster

11-13-2021 10:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 8995459)

My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it

I bought a tiller for $100 because the owner said it wouldn't run. It was brand-new. I took it home and decided to see what was wrong with it. I noticed the tank was empty, so I put some gas in it so I could do my diagnosis. I pulled the starter cord and it fired right up. That was five years ago, and I haven't done anything with it but put gas in it and hose it off when I'm done using it.

richard2717

11-15-2021 12:07 PM

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tree

truckster

11-16-2021 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8996098)

tree

It just needs some lights.

Ol Blue K20

11-16-2021 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8996098)

tree

Great idea! :lol:

Boog	11-17-2021 08:47 AM

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Warning

richard2717

11-18-2021 06:42 PM

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abba

Ol Blue K20

11-19-2021 08:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8997372)

abba

:lol::lol::lol:

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