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I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper.
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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. |
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No kidding, I would certainly like a ride off this rock
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Bang! Zoom! To tha moon Alice! :lol:
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Yeah. Jackie was quite an actor. And he played Sheriff Buford T Justice oh so well too.
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There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".
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That makes we want to hurl...
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I just threw up in my mouth..
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Just bought me a new table saw
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. :lol:
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
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So you know.
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I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run
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I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away. |
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That is a good one there. :lol: You just know at least one phone call was made to 911. :lol:
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He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it |
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