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Marine Corps Rules:
> > 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. > 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. > 3. Have a plan. > 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. > 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you > meet. > 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not > start with a '4' > 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. > Life is expensive. > 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. > (Lateral &diagonal preferred.) > 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. > 10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. > 11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you > lose. > 12... In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, > stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. > 13... If you are not shooting, yo u should be communicating your > intention to shoot. > > Navy SEAL's Rules: > > 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. > 2. Kill every living thing within view. > 3. Adjust Speedo. > 4. Check hair in mirror. > > US Army Rangers Rules: > > 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. > 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. > 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing. > 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. > 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. > > US Army Rules: > > 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. > 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. > 3. Curse bitterly. > 4. Curse bitterly. > 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. > 6. Curse bitterly. > > US Air Force Rules: > > 1. Have a cocktail. > 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. > 3. See what's on HBO. > 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?' > 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point > presentation. > 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry > executives. > 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. > > 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally. > 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. > 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but > close enough to have tax exemption. > > ( And I Love This Next One) > > US Navy Rules: > > 1. Go to Sea. > 2. Drink Coffee > 3. Deploy Marines > Go Navy ! |
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Number8 works for me, never thought about, but ya did have the best coffee (to this day) and food. Hauled enuff of it to the food locker. I was on the Guadalcanal, thought it was huge till one of our Aircraft carriers passed us at sea. Why do ya suppose they have a detachment of Marines standing on the front of your ships? LOL.... |
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To make sure the coffee makes it through
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Thats some funny stuff right there. Tri-pro, were you stationed there at Lakehurst? I had to go out there one time for a school.
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Letters, digits and code, it's all greek...:lol:
Thanks for serving guys! :metal: 'preciate it. |
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Bet your good with a mop Jon!
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That was our 13th general order........Lol
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Ya, my last two ships were Aircraft Carriers and somehow I ended up in Air Dept with the wingnuts. Had to go up there when they upgraded to Flat panels for the LSO(Landing Signal Officer) displays. I was amazed at the size of the dirigible hangars. Even went over and saw the Hindenburg memorial. The school was in the Hindenburgs hangar. Thats the only time I've ever been there though. Now I'm back in my element, fixing stuff on all ships of all kinds. Even some Japanese JMSDF ships!
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Ironically I never got a MOP suit until I went into the Army |
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...I remember a time when this was a thread about rebuilding a blazer. :exit:
J/K :lol: - it's all good. :flag: |
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Hey VT, while I have your ear, have you seen a weldable bong for a 3/4" NPT. I've checked my Aeroquip catalog, both industrial and automotive and also Russels. Been to 2 Rad. shops and my local tubing and fitting guy (He' always helped me out in the last 15 yrs), but drew a blank on this one. After I get the part, then I can source out a welding shop. What happened to the days that you took you radiator problems to the radiator shop? |
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"Anchors AWEIGH" |
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Thanks for your help, I'll try to make it up there on Thurs Now I just have to find it in alum., dang same page, just further down! You the man, Jon Awesome catalog, gotta download that to my fav. |
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We all just wanna see that pic of it done with you in it riding down the road topless.... The blazer being topless, not you, lol...... |
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Jim- got some March boxes in the mail to play with
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topless with some female bungs in your hand! unless you picked up the male one's that Jon was directing you towards!:lol: sorry, I couldn't help it...:mm: |
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