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Getter-Done 07-16-2021 08:22 PM

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dmjlambert 07-16-2021 08:33 PM

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I'm ready for 2050 now!

Ol Blue K20 07-17-2021 05:23 AM

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I'm ready for 2050 now!

Me too!

FleetsidePaul 07-17-2021 03:52 PM

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

Stocker 07-17-2021 04:04 PM

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:lol:

FleetsidePaul 07-17-2021 11:22 PM

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

Getter-Done 07-18-2021 10:11 AM

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72 tigger 07-18-2021 09:42 PM

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This made me smile

68bowtie 07-18-2021 09:46 PM

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It made him smile too, what a good sport :)

richard2717 07-19-2021 07:28 AM

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Ol Blue K20 07-19-2021 08:40 AM

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:lol::lol::lol:

Keith Seymore 07-19-2021 10:10 AM

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richard2717 07-19-2021 10:26 AM

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72c20customcamper 07-19-2021 03:09 PM

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Grumpy old man 07-19-2021 03:32 PM

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Homer's 67 project ...:lol:

richard2717 07-20-2021 10:36 AM

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72c20customcamper 07-20-2021 08:48 PM

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FleetsidePaul 07-21-2021 12:24 AM

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Why are ex wives like a grenade?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone.

72 tigger 07-21-2021 05:55 AM

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Good morning

FleetsidePaul 07-21-2021 03:10 PM

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?


How do you breathe through that thing?

Boog 07-21-2021 03:15 PM

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:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 07-21-2021 09:44 PM

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Steeveedee 07-21-2021 09:56 PM

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^ :lol: Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.

FleetsidePaul 07-22-2021 06:19 AM

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^ :lol: Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.

I'm allergic to fresh fruit too. It's weird. Only if it's fresh. I can eat apple pie but not a fresh apple.

71CHEVYSHORTBED402 07-22-2021 06:33 PM

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

:lol: By chance she blond?, sometimes we're a little slow. Saw a blond woman in the thrift store yesterday, old like me 60ish. She's friendly and sweet as can be, wouldn't hurt a thing, unassuming and that, lovely seems to fit. Whiter than white blonde. She picks up some pens she sold to a male stranger as well:lol: she pays & leaves. Next up I pay for my handy in garage trays, on the way out she's coming in, tells me she lost her keys in the store, as she sped off to the back end of the store:lol:


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