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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 8948487)

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I can appreciate that one.

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 8948487)

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:lol: that’s some funny stuff. Chevy trucks in general applies here!

An 83-year old woman decided the time had come to depart from this world.
she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

^^^^^^ Guy looks like Homer Simpson.

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8948754)

^^^^^^ Guy looks like Homer Simpson.

I believe that's Beetle Juice from Howard Stearns Program

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8948748)

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It is. I think he goes back to the "E" Channel. Much better show IMO, before they went rouge on Sirus. Seems that cost them imagination and I could do without their gay "comedy", so I canceled.

"Where would all the fun be without gay and black people":lol: Dave Chappelle. Stern just didn't know how to pull it off. IMO.

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Originally Posted by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402 (Post 8948587)

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8950177)

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That's funny! :lol::lol::lol: The subject matter is also one of my pet peeves! :sumo:

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8950232)

That's funny! :lol::lol::lol: The subject matter is also one of my pet peeves! :sumo:

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Duke boys on a budget

Bowel Lunging Movements, quite sure of it.

This GMC would be funny if it wasn't true;)

LMAO...... A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8951897)

:lol::lol: Reminds me of Little Johnny jokes...

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best ***** with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's *****."

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"