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72c20customcamper 03-05-2022 08:47 PM

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guys dad must show up to cruise night with a Tesla .

Boog 03-05-2022 10:34 PM

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Get off my

Boog 03-05-2022 10:55 PM

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Great outdoors

richard2717 03-07-2022 08:45 AM

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I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Damn I love this truck!

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richard2717 03-08-2022 08:37 AM

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well

Ol Blue K20 03-08-2022 08:58 AM

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Nice! :lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 03-08-2022 09:58 AM

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richard2717 03-08-2022 10:04 AM

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Boog 03-08-2022 12:15 PM

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richard2717 03-08-2022 03:37 PM

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Boog 03-08-2022 04:10 PM

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I have interviewed so many just like him!

richard2717 03-08-2022 06:11 PM

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Boog 03-08-2022 06:30 PM

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Solid. ;)

my56chevytruck 03-08-2022 08:09 PM

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I totally agree with this one

my56chevytruck 03-08-2022 08:10 PM

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These modern trucks just come with all the conveniences don't they? :lol:

perfect!

Getter-Done 03-08-2022 11:36 PM

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I agree:metal:

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richards72chevy 03-09-2022 07:58 PM

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richard2717 03-10-2022 01:20 PM

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richard2717 03-11-2022 04:52 PM

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Boog 03-11-2022 08:27 PM

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Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Then, look out, here it comes! :lol:

68bowtie 03-12-2022 01:25 AM

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guys

hahahahaha

richard2717 03-14-2022 08:05 AM

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Boog 03-14-2022 08:56 AM

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It's just humor..

richard2717 03-14-2022 10:59 AM

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truckster 03-14-2022 01:08 PM

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A story that's funny now but wasn't then: About 15 years ago I was on a combined family/business trip in St. Augustine, Florida. My wife dropped me off at my meeting in the morning and took my Blazer to go shopping. As she was crossing the 2-lane drawbridge the rear end grenaded - the pinion went through the housing, and there was no way to move the truck. By the time the tow truck arrived, there were lines over a mile long in each direction on the road, and several boats in the water below waiting to pass under the bridge. She laughs about it now, but she didn't think it was too funny then.

SCOTI 03-14-2022 01:10 PM

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A story that's funny now but wasn't then: About 15 years ago I was on a combined family/business trip in St. Augustine, Florida. My wife dropped me off at my meeting in the morning and took my Blazer to go shopping. As she was crossing the 2-lane drawbridge the rear end grenaded - the pinion went through the housing, and there was no way to move the truck. By the time the tow truck arrived, there were lines over a mile long in each direction on the road, and several boats in the water below waiting to pass under the bridge. She laughs about it now, but she didn't think it was too funny then.

Poor girl. I bet that was a rough day....

Palf70Step 03-14-2022 08:42 PM

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...:d

Boog 03-15-2022 08:21 AM

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I’m a Professional

richard2717 03-15-2022 01:09 PM

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richard2717 03-16-2022 06:59 AM

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Boog 03-16-2022 07:23 AM

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richard2717 03-17-2022 10:30 AM

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richard2717 03-17-2022 02:13 PM

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Boog 03-18-2022 08:29 PM

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Stocker 03-18-2022 09:40 PM

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I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine....

davischevy 03-18-2022 10:14 PM

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Boog 03-18-2022 10:26 PM

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:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 03-19-2022 02:00 PM

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nut

Boog 03-19-2022 02:17 PM

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Well versed

richard2717 03-19-2022 02:29 PM

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