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it's a fan you can't screw that up
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A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes!:lol: longhorn:chevy:
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man he did exactly what he was told to do
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and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors." |
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lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we
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When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.
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for the win
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
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