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Stocker 08-30-2021 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402 (Post 8964619)
I don't know if this is a repeat but might be worth it anyway....I told my "barber" she should watch this sometime, she's pretty hot:lol:
:lol: Thanks, you just made my day! :lol:

Gregski 08-31-2021 02:12 PM
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about time

truckster 08-31-2021 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Gregski (Post 8965029)
about time
I hate the smell of WD-40. My wife saw some post on Facebook or somewhere that said that it has hundreds of uses around the house, like keeping drains flowing, so she bought a case of it. Lucky me...

72c20customcamper 08-31-2021 08:37 PM
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Customer states car has no power

truckster 08-31-2021 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper (Post 8965147)
Customer states car has no power
That looks like a custom grind.

Gregski 09-01-2021 10:42 AM
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it's a fan you can't screw that up

truckster 09-01-2021 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Gregski (Post 8965303)
it's a fan you can't screw that up
My buddy was an aerial observer. He would love that fan.

crazy longhorn 09-01-2021 05:11 PM
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A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes!:lol: longhorn:chevy:

FleetsidePaul 09-01-2021 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Gregski (Post 8965303)
it's a fan you can't screw that up
I so want that fan!

Grumpy old man 09-01-2021 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul (Post 8965486)
I so want that fan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthU_jCJ9WE&t=8s

Gregski 09-02-2021 12:28 AM
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man he did exactly what he was told to do

Getter-Done 09-02-2021 06:32 AM
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The key to the boot is Probably in the ashtray:lol:

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richard2717 09-02-2021 07:53 AM
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vac

Gregski 09-02-2021 10:24 AM
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and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff

richard2717 09-02-2021 02:53 PM
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

Ol Blue K20 09-02-2021 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8965778)
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."
I just blew beer out of my nose. Wasn't the punch line I expected.....:lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done 09-02-2021 10:58 PM
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vac
I have the day off Tommorrow.
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Gregski 09-03-2021 10:36 AM
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lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

davischevy 09-03-2021 01:36 PM
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When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.

Ol Blue K20 09-03-2021 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by davischevy (Post 8966124)
When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.
:lol::lol::lol:

Ol Blue K20 09-03-2021 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Gregski (Post 8966073)
lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we
Nobody is that stupid......I hope

Gregski 09-03-2021 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8966129)
Nobody is that stupid......I hope
you were saying?

https://i.imgflip.com/1p94hi.jpg

Ol Blue K20 09-03-2021 02:30 PM
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I was wrong! :uhmk::smoke:

Gregski 09-04-2021 01:03 PM
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for the win

richard2717 09-05-2021 01:00 PM
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.


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