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..

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:lol::lol::lol:

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Yeah.

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Ewwww!! :haha:

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Don't fall for it

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Good one!

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Seems legit... :lol:

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:haha::haha:

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:)

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Funny Stuff

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Funny stuff ^^

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Yes it is! :lol:

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I'm giggling!

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got me everytime

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funny:metal:

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funny stuff

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Does saving a bird out of a tree count. Another )(*&)& leaving behind fishing line.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...7Q&oe=62ACB77B

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Wow. I thought I was doing pretty well but it appears I need to get busy.

I gotta find a rattlesnake, and may I make the following substitutions?:

* Massive scars on wrist and feet rather than on face
* Build garage(s) rather than log cabin
* Run Chicago and Detroit marathons rather than Appalachian trail
* Pass on smoking tobacco with pipe (no excuse)
* Kittens were under the porch rather than up a tree, but there were two of them rather than one
* As always, onion rings instead of fries

I await the group's review and verdict.

Respectfully,

K

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Stepping on a Lego must be on page 2.

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For boss appreciation day

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Yep

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I agree:lol:

I really don't like the Phrase;)

Alot of things have went South since then.

My Childhood was Great:metal:

Then the changes started happening:uhmk:

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Clear instructions…

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I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =)

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I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off!

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Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me.

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In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer . :lol:

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He ran outta air.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l8SbUmm10m0

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Dude that’s hilarious

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Big beak, no brains! :lol: I know people like that.

I got a good laugh out of that!

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Bowl

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Supporting the ladies

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Take it Easy;):ito:


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:lol::lol::lol::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy:

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This just in

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Must be an old pic

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While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."