Randy LMAO!

NOW, that really scares me! :eek:

You could make some money selling it on Ebay I bet...

ive heard the saying "leave a quarter on the seat" but dude you really dont have to go that far!

:bs: .......Bought ****

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild.

The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No. What did that stupid sh!t do this time?", says the patron.

"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender.

"Yeah, well I hope it kills the little f#%er because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron.

The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again.

While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar.

He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks.

"What now?", responds the patron.

"Well, he stuck a grape up his a$$, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.

"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT"S funny!! :D

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Now I can't possibly LMFAO any harder!!! This should be a 5 star thread lol.. :D

THIS IS A TRUE STICKY THREAD :lol:

I haven't laughed this hard since... Well, Nevermind. Anyway there should be a hilarious thread hall of fame on the board. I nominate this one.

haha that monkey joke is awesome

you guys make me feel so special LOL

I don't know about special, but you were worth at least a quarter until you took a crap earlier. :D

It was in the back of your HEAD???? Was your head up your ass?



I think thread this will go down in the annals of history. Or drop out.
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Now that was funny!!!!!! :D

K so has anyone else here wondered how many times they've gotten change at the store that has come out of someone's ass? :confused: :barf:

NO, BUT IF I GET ANY CANADIAN COINS I'LL KNOW WHO 2 CALL :lol: :D :lol:

Sorry Shawna...I try not to think about that. :rolleyes:

woohooo! A$$coins! I can hear it now...

"That will be $19.12 sir"

"Heres $20.00"

"Ok excuse me while I get your change..... BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!"

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OR.....

Cashier1: "Wheres Susan? She's not here today."

Casher2: "Oh you didnt hear? She got the squirts..came up short on her register and got fired"

well we have successfully grossed out cowchick in the process. For some reason Im reminded of the poem, Here I sit broken hearted, payed a dime and only farted

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard. :lol: :lol:

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

I have to agree with that. Throw in a two liter Mtn Dew and dringk it in less than 3 min...I'd bet you'd shoot it out in a matter of 20 min.

:lol: Reminds me of a joke I heard once.
There was this truck driver going down the road and stopped to pick up this hitch hiker. After several miles the hitch hiker said "I gotta go take a crap!" And the truck driver said "We're not near an exit " So the hitch hiker said "Well just pull over I gotta go BAD!" So the trucker pulls over to the shoulder and stops. The hitch hiker says " do you have any paper?" The trucker says " No just use a dollar. " So the hitch hiker goes off into the woods. After a little while the hitch hiker comes back to the truck and climbs back in and has crap all over his hands and fingers. The trucker said " didn't I tell you to use a dollar? " The hitch hiker said " yeah, but it's hard with three QUARTERS , TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL !!" :D

i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk.

i missed that one, maybe a time for a search.............

why wouldnt i post this? anything to amuse my fellow truck buddies...20 min hey andy? wanna make some bets? i say i could do it in 15 min JK