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I've started farming some work out, too.

Dude did good work but was pretty dang slow.

K

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This guy was quick!!

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:lol::lol::lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

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:lol:

This venturi cluster just needs a...bit...more...torque... *snap*

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That's the guy the PO hired to cross thread the Quadrajet fuel filter inlet and the needle seat in the same job.

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:lol: I rebuilt my carburetor a few months back. The needle turned out to be falling apart just enough to let fuel drip in, so it was idling rich. It is made of a substance that is supposed to resist alcohol, but it had also been about 5 years. I guess that's the best one can expect, now. I didn't remember if there was a filter in the carburetor, so I started to unscrew the nut, and it turned out to be J-B welded. So I took it apart, cleaned it up and reinstalled it with J-B weld again. I need to put an alert somewhere on it so that I don't forget for next time.

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And Now we Know.;):lol::lol::chevy:

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That's Funny Right There.

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Ba da bump

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That is a photo chop. They always dump in the center of my driveway

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And under my apple trees!

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:ito:

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Yep Yep :metal::metal::chevy::chevy:

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Corvette

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Yep Yep :metal: :metal: :chevy: :chevy:

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That is messed up right there. :lol::lol:

I don't care who you are. :lol::lol:


:chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy:

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Just noticed my GoodYear was a copy of Boogs ... dunno how I missed duh!

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What confuses me is why they call protective nose covers bras. Am I confused or should they be called panties?

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I call them "Paint Removers" and anybody that has had one knows what I'm talking about.

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Yep!

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Rare Australian batfish...
And his wife.

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1ST Joke:

A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


2nd Joke
Is a get Rich Joke:lol::lol::metal:


A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
He says:

- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.

The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:

- I need 50 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them, and drives away with them. Soon, he comes back in a brand-new truck and new clothes and says:

- I need 100 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them and takes them away. Soon, he comes back in a huge customized truck and designer clothes and says:

- I need 200 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

The store clerk asks him:

- What's the deal with these pictures? How come you were recently poor, but now you're driving a truck worth more than my house?

The man replies:

- I opened a shooting range.

3RD joke :lol::lol:

A farmer was wandering around the ranch
He stopped at regular intervals along his wire fence, mumbling to himself.

"Hey Howard, what's up?" His neighbor cruised by on a pickup truck.

"Bill, there's something wrong with my fence." He points to the vertical piece of wood which held up the wire.

"This is exactly identical to the next! Right down to the imperfect knots and slanted grain!"

Bill hops off and puts on his reading glasses.

"Egad!" He exclaims. "You're right! It seems like this place is full of reposts!"


:chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy::chevy:

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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and be hold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Down...

Down...

Down...

Down...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Couple of funnies ...

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Drop out

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Firm Foundation:uhmk::uhmk::uhmk::lol:

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Heard this from Jeff Foxworthy this morning and it just got me going.


If you named your son Dale Jr......and your name is not Dale....You might be a redneck.

OK, I laugh at some really dumb stuff, but smile folks we are on the top side of the dirt!

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Heck yeah. And it's friday eve. ;)

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Yup

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:lol:

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Shopping

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You guys may not know who Elsa is, but she can turn everything into ice. Saw this last weekend when the brutal cold passed through

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(Sorry bout this one haha!)

Why cant you hand Elsa a helium balloon?

She'll let it go

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my feelings exactly

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his disappointment is starting way to soon, haha

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