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89AKurt 10-31-2021 01:05 PM
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There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".

72 tigger 10-31-2021 04:03 PM
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Truth

Getter-Done 11-06-2021 08:22 AM
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Getter-Done 11-11-2021 10:43 PM
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truckster 11-12-2021 12:55 AM
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That makes we want to hurl...

Ol Blue K20 11-12-2021 07:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8994667)
that makes we want to hurl...
x2!

Rich84 11-12-2021 10:07 AM
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I just threw up in my mouth..

72c20customcamper 11-12-2021 12:19 PM
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Just bought me a new table saw

Boog 11-12-2021 01:18 PM
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. :lol:

SCOTI 11-12-2021 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 8994860)
Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. :lol:
Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....

truckster 11-12-2021 02:20 PM
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Technically, it's a desk saw...

Shifty One 11-12-2021 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8994880)
Technically, it's a desk saw...
I thought that was nap-time at work....;)

Clatterville trolley 11-12-2021 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper (Post 8994828)
Just bought me a new table saw
I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!

Boog 11-12-2021 06:54 PM
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So you know.

Getter-Done 11-13-2021 09:41 AM
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Need Help:sumo:
Won't Start after changing belt:lol:
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Ol Blue K20 11-13-2021 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 8995117)
Need Help:sumo:
Won't Start after changing belt:lol:
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Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:

kwmech 11-13-2021 11:46 AM
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I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run

Getter-Done 11-13-2021 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8995157)
Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:
Darn Jokester;)

Boog 11-13-2021 01:10 PM
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truckster 11-13-2021 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 8995157)
Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!:lol::lol::lol:
Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.

Getter-Done 11-13-2021 05:26 PM
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Boog 11-13-2021 06:04 PM
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That is a good one there. :lol: You just know at least one phone call was made to 911. :lol:

Sheepdip 11-13-2021 10:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truckster (Post 8995257)
Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.
My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it

truckster 11-13-2021 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 8995459)
My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it
I bought a tiller for $100 because the owner said it wouldn't run. It was brand-new. I took it home and decided to see what was wrong with it. I noticed the tank was empty, so I put some gas in it so I could do my diagnosis. I pulled the starter cord and it fired right up. That was five years ago, and I haven't done anything with it but put gas in it and hose it off when I'm done using it.

richard2717 11-15-2021 12:07 PM
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