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Stocker 03-11-2023 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9186032)
The first computer in the Garden of Eden was an Apple. One byte and the system crashed.

:lol:

Boog 03-12-2023 08:56 AM

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Getter-Done 03-12-2023 10:37 AM

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Getter-Done 03-15-2023 09:42 PM

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Getter-Done 03-19-2023 08:55 AM

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Ol Blue K20 03-20-2023 09:50 AM

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That tester is fool proof! :lol::lol::lol:

my56chevytruck 03-25-2023 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9188216)

Seriously, someone marketed this "tester"?? haha

Getter-Done 03-25-2023 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by my56chevytruck (Post 9190295)
Seriously, someone marketed this "tester"?? haha

Nah ;)

It a Joke.

There are adapters to hook generators to stuff,
That you have to be Street smart:chevy:

68bowtie 04-05-2023 09:56 PM

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Clear

Written

Instructions

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Getter-Done 04-08-2023 10:04 AM

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HO455 04-08-2023 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9194611)

Somewhere out there, someone is doing this. :lol:

Getter-Done 04-08-2023 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by HO455 (Post 9194640)
Somewhere out there, someone is doing this. :lol:

I hope Not:uhmk::uhmk::lol:

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1970 CST Short Wide 04-08-2023 11:44 AM

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Get it.

Boog 04-13-2023 08:33 PM

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Old folks

Getter-Done 04-13-2023 10:36 PM

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old folks

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72 tigger 04-14-2023 07:35 AM

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This bud light stuff is entertaining

Getter-Done 04-14-2023 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 72 tigger (Post 9196308)
This bud light stuff is entertaining

For Sure:lol:

I like the one with Bo and Luke Duke the best so far. :metal:

my56chevytruck 04-14-2023 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9196215)
Old folks

Damned straight, haha

Getter-Done 04-22-2023 08:39 AM

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CG 04-22-2023 09:33 AM

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Happy Saturday (hopefully not inappropriate)

dmjlambert 04-22-2023 12:04 PM

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Good Morning!

Killer Bee 04-22-2023 12:36 PM

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finally starting to warm up around here so we're seeing more a/c requests in the shops

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/v9ned5yncxa...oning.jpg?dl=0

HO455 04-22-2023 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CG (Post 9198446)
Happy Saturday (hopefully not inappropriate)

Good timing I just heard to Jerry Reed singing East Bound and Down.

https://youtu.be/WJPM-M_Z65o

68bowtie 04-23-2023 01:49 AM

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Stocker 04-23-2023 08:33 AM

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:lol: Ain't it the truth!

Getter-Done 04-23-2023 08:36 AM

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:agree:

71CHEVYSHORTBED402 04-24-2023 01:51 AM

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Steeveedee 04-25-2023 06:00 PM

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Bartender goes to the men's room, and discovers a broken window. Back at the bar, he questions the clientele. Squirrel raises a paw. "That's my fault. The bear asked if I had a problem with poo sticking to my fur. I said no, so he wiped his butt with me and threw me through the window."

The bartender doesn't want to deal with the bear, so he just has the window replaced.

Bartender goes to the men's room, and discovers a broken window again, and part of the exterior wall missing. Back at the bar, he questions the clientele. Porcupine raises a paw, "That's my fault."

Boog 04-26-2023 08:41 AM

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Doh! :dohh:

FleetsidePaul 04-28-2023 12:32 PM

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They say that the most aggressive drivers are BMW drivers and the least aggressive are EV drivers.

It's kind of hard to be aggressive when you're pushing your car.

HO455 04-28-2023 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul (Post 9200119)
They say that the most aggressive drivers are BMW drivers and the least aggressive are EV drivers.

It's kind of hard to be aggressive when you're pushing your car.

Or while doing 43 MPH on the freeway because their "Range Anxiety" is overwhelming them.

FleetsidePaul 04-29-2023 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by HO455 (Post 9200166)
Or while doing 43 MPH on the freeway because their "Range Anxiety" is overwhelming them.

I have done that. We had EV's at work and I remember limping them back to the yard with almost no juice left. I remember vividly that stupid turtle light coming on telling you to crawl back or walk back.

I have driven EV's for probably 10 years because I was forced to. And I have to say that I'm not a fan of them.

Getter-Done 04-29-2023 09:59 AM

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FleetsidePaul 04-30-2023 01:58 AM

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I've heard that the average person sheds about 8 pounds of dead skin a year.

That's why it takes about 25 years to get rid of an ex wife.

GOPAPA 05-01-2023 02:39 PM

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I knew a guy who had an apartment above the vault of the local bank. His claim to fame was "My assets over millions of dollars!"

Boog 05-01-2023 04:17 PM

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^^^:lol::lol:

Ol Blue K20 05-03-2023 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GOPAPA (Post 9200878)
I knew a guy who had an apartment above the vault of the local bank. His claim to fame was "My assets over millions of dollars!"

:lol:

Keith Seymore 05-03-2023 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GOPAPA (Post 9200878)
I knew a guy who had an apartment above the vault of the local bank. His claim to fame was "My assets over millions of dollars!"

My bedroom sits over the front (attached) garage.

I had a buddy ask me one time where I kept the GTO.

I said "its under my bed".

K

Keith Seymore 05-03-2023 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HO455 (Post 9200166)
Or while doing 43 MPH on the freeway because their "Range Anxiety" is overwhelming them.

Ha! I had an idjit in a Tesla going about 65 mph blocking traffic.

When I finally got around him he speed up, like he was pissed that I passed him, and stayed right on my bumper.

I figured "well - this won't last long". Either he'll notice his range dropping off or he'll run out of juice long before I need to stop.

Yep. He started falling back after a few minutes and I continued on my merry way.

K


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