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truckster 11-16-2021 12:48 AM

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It just needs some lights.

Ol Blue K20 11-16-2021 08:44 AM

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Great idea! :lol:

Boog 11-17-2021 08:47 AM

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richard2717 11-18-2021 06:42 PM

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Ol Blue K20 11-19-2021 08:08 AM

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:lol::lol::lol:

68bowtie 11-19-2021 04:23 PM

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richard2717 11-19-2021 05:11 PM

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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....

Boog 11-19-2021 05:58 PM

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Ol Blue K20 11-20-2021 07:45 AM

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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....

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All good ones!:lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done 11-20-2021 08:53 AM

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Boog 11-20-2021 10:20 AM

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Getter-Done 11-21-2021 09:03 AM

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richard2717 11-21-2021 10:54 AM

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richard2717 11-22-2021 10:27 AM

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Ol Blue K20 11-22-2021 11:25 AM

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:lol::lol:

Getter-Done 11-22-2021 07:59 PM

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68bowtie 11-22-2021 10:12 PM

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That made me laugh out loud.

However, it could be partly the alcohol… :lol:

Sheepdip 11-22-2021 10:13 PM

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The reply is Golden!:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 11-24-2021 07:35 AM

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dmjlambert 11-25-2021 09:57 AM

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Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?

richard2717 11-26-2021 09:10 AM

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Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?

Pop metal package only includes a picture of me and an excuse of maybe next year for $50

richard2717 11-26-2021 09:11 AM

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richard2717 11-26-2021 09:14 AM

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A group of 40 year old college buddies were getting together for dinner, trying to decide where to meet. They decided that Fitzwillie's would be good, because the waitresses were well endowed, and wore skimpy uniforms.
Ten years later, when they were 50, they were preparing to meet again, and decided that Fitzwillie's would be a good place, because they had excellent steaks and a good beer selection.
Ten years later, at 60, again planning to get together, they decided to chose Fitzwillies, because they could get the early bird special, and save 20 percent on the meal.
Ten years later, as they planned to meet for their 70th birthdays, they chose Fitzwillies, because they could get a quiet table, and it had a handicap ramp, which unfortunately, a couple of them kind of needed.
Ten years later, at 80, they discussed where to meet, and decided on Fitzwillie's, because they had never been there before.

Getter-Done 11-26-2021 09:55 AM

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