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Ol Blue K20 12-16-2021 08:35 AM

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Now that's scary!!! :lol::lol::lol:

LT7A 12-16-2021 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 9007528)
Now that's scary!!! :lol::lol::lol:

And it's on an OBS Chevy or GMC... Great.

Getter-Done 12-17-2021 10:28 PM

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LockDoc 12-18-2021 12:51 AM

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Escort


Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad....:(...:devil:

LockDoc

Stocker 12-18-2021 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by LockDoc (Post 9008077)
Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad....:(...:devil:

:lol: :lol:

Ol Blue K20 12-18-2021 09:07 AM

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:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 12-18-2021 03:51 PM

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Getter-Done 12-18-2021 05:53 PM

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Kidney

Is that all they got from you?:lol::lol::lol:

truckster 12-18-2021 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9008356)
Is that all they got from you?:lol::lol::lol:

I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

Getter-Done 12-18-2021 06:48 PM

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I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

Maybe along these lines;)

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richard2717 12-22-2021 10:26 AM

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They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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Sheepdip 12-22-2021 11:28 PM

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I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!

Getter-Done 12-23-2021 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9009720)
They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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Was That your Birthday Present ?????

Ground hog Day??

Link: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9CC7&FORM=VIRE

my56chevytruck 12-23-2021 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 8845313)
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

daats a good one richard2717

Getter-Done 12-23-2021 07:32 PM

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Ol Blue K20 12-24-2021 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9010378)

I think someone is afraid of the dark....:lol:

richard2717 12-24-2021 10:00 AM

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Getter-Done 12-24-2021 05:50 PM

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Getter-Done 12-26-2021 03:57 PM

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With this warm weather;)

I fired up the Hot Tub:lol::lol::lol:

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dmjlambert 12-26-2021 04:17 PM

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Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.

Ol Blue K20 12-26-2021 06:29 PM

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Let's see your electric car run the tub!! :lol:

Boog 12-26-2021 07:08 PM

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Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you? :lol:

Ol Blue K20 12-26-2021 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9011408)
Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you? :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

richard2717 12-29-2021 08:43 AM

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