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Ol Blue K20

10-18-2023 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9251684)

old

:lol::lol:

Boog	10-18-2023 10:51 AM

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My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take.

tutone

10-22-2023 06:06 PM

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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...

Getter-Done

10-22-2023 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tutone (Post 9252798)

After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...

For sure :lol::metal:

Boog	10-23-2023 04:55 PM

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Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie." :lol:

Getter-Done

10-23-2023 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9253085)

I listen to my Co-Workers that golf together.:lol:

This makes Perfect sense.;)

They are Crazy at work why would that change on the Golf course. :lol:

Getter-Done

11-01-2023 10:16 PM

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Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do :lol:

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Boog	11-02-2023 05:56 AM

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Oh, one of our neighbors. ;)

richard2717

11-02-2023 02:50 PM

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hmm

Stocker

11-02-2023 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9255801)

hmm

:lol: :lol:

truckster

11-02-2023 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9255801)

hmm

That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

HO455

11-03-2023 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 9255871)

That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

:lol:SPIT COFFEE :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done

11-15-2023 11:51 PM

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hmm

I don't have a SuperCharger .

Because.

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Getter-Done

11-17-2023 08:46 AM

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Shifty One

11-17-2023 11:53 AM

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:lol:

Steeveedee

11-17-2023 12:20 PM

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fiver

Getter-Done

11-17-2023 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9259618)

fiver

This is New to Me.

However Small it might Be. :lol:

68bowtie

11-17-2023 11:31 PM

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I laughed out loud for the biologist one… :)

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…

Steeveedee

11-18-2023 12:05 AM

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Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?". :lol:

HO455

11-18-2023 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9259579)

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

72 tigger

11-19-2023 07:04 PM

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I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

Getter-Done

11-19-2023 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 72 tigger (Post 9260069)

I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

I can see me on that Tractor. :metal:

richard2717

11-21-2023 07:48 PM

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air

Ol Blue K20

11-21-2023 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260427)

air

Makes sense!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee

11-21-2023 08:22 PM

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^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Getter-Done

11-21-2023 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260427)

air

:lol::haha::rolleyes::haha::lol::haha::)

In No Garage I will ever Have.;)

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

:chevy::chevy::chevy:

truckster

11-21-2023 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260427)

air

Excuse me for drooling just a bit...

Shifty One

11-22-2023 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9260430)

^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Wonder Woman's Jet.

richard2717

11-23-2023 12:38 PM

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nav

Ol Blue K20

11-23-2023 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260805)

nav

:metal::lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done

11-23-2023 07:59 PM

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truckster

11-23-2023 09:49 PM

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Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

Ol Blue K20

11-25-2023 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 9260901)

:lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee

11-25-2023 06:51 PM

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Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! :(

Getter-Done

11-25-2023 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9261224)

Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! :(

What?? Holiday Inflation?

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Steeveedee

11-25-2023 11:38 PM

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I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. :crazy: I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

Boog	11-26-2023 08:57 AM

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A couple of years ago I sold a small part to a fella and 'assumed' it would cost maybe 10-12 $ to ship it. It weighed maybe a pound. Turned out it was $36 to ship by UPS or Fedex one, I forget now. I blew it on that one. BIG TIME! I sold the part for like $35 or so. Lady told me the box rate was due to size more than weight. I could have cut that box down a good bit but the part was in the same box it was shipped to me in from the vendor, so it didn't dawn on me I could save by cutting the box down. Once burned, once learned.

Ol Blue K20

11-26-2023 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9261275)

Steve, pm me I don't want you to stress out!

Getter-Done

11-28-2023 10:26 PM

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