OV works well too...I think it's a natural laxative...and I guess you could say it tastes like a$$ too... :barf:

Hey, it's now a 5 Star Thread! There should be a Hall Of Fame for Threads like this! Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder Andy joined in with a few good ones :lol:

i always thought that when someone was talking about quarter craps they were talking about gambling :metal:

i found a book for you to read Guilty Pleasures, Part II: The Joy of Quarter Craps by Ben Dover

:lol: :lol:

So how many hours does the digestive system take to process a quarter? This thread is a riot...

I know one thing, I aint never playing "Quarters" again no telling where its .........BEEN. :D

You're lucky you didn't end up with an ulcer. I have a friend from highschool who accidentally swallowed a quarter during a college party playing quarters. At the time everyone thought it was funny. The only problem is it lodged in her esophogas. She thought eating something "bready" like a roll would help dislodge it the next day, and she was scared to tell her parents. She ended up having to go to the emergency room and had to have it removed. Eating something almost caused her to hemorage, and partially blocked her airway. She's had problems eating ever since because of the damage to her esophogeal passage. Consider yourself lucky.

Oh, and if you do turn it into a necklace good luck explaining to women why you keep a tarnished quarter around your neck.

;)

I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

gross...

You didn't read thru the entire thread did you? :)

crazy and funny thread! thanks for the laugh, guys!

;) jewels.

best thread ever, why don't we have a contest at the end of the year for best thread?

hey, i told you to listen for it to hit the porcelin, see wasnt i right?

That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through to steal a quarter.
Couldnt you have just slipped it into your poocket when no one was looking?

I think it will all work out in the end

one more thing.. Bet they dont let you use your quarter next time you play.

Paint it brown so everyone will know which quarter NOT to use the next time everyone plays quarters...

....oh wait. I guess you don't need to. Already done.

;)

...was this the face you were making?:

Great thread!
It reminds me if that thread going around quite a while back on a Jeep forum I think, where a guy got some sort of adhesive (or Rhino lining etc..), on his hands then on his johnson when he took a p*ss. VERY FUNNY!
Mike

funny stuff guys...colbalt, i guess i am pretty lucky, glad you didnt post that message while i still had it in my system...i would have been worried even more

I have to say this was the reading for the start of the new year great stuff. I think I hurt myself laughing so hard... But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson.......

this should be made into a contest......forget the photo chop contest, lets see who can suck down the largest coin :)

I'll see your quarter...and raise you a 50 cent piece.

where dont have a 50 cent peice but we do have a 2 dollar coin

its roughly 1 and 3/16 of an inch diameter

so the question is are you gonna swallow it too? :D