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If u in a relationship one of y’all better have good credit. That’s why it’s call significant other( Sign-if-I-Can’t)
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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan . After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!' Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'. Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted! 'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!' |
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Yeah my grandma totally did that. Not cool.
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Needless to say, we always ate before we went to visit them. Gross stuff there. |
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Smart man, nice guy, good doctor, but seriously, a bunch of birds where you prepare your food?!? But the cat thing wins, yuck! |
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Who would name their dog Coldwater? :lol:
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Mule Trading
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Pearl River , LA. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Boudreaux & Thibodeaux replied, “Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Boudreaux said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Thibodeaux said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Boudreaux & Thibodeaux at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, “We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998." The farmer said, “My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Boudreaux said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." Boudreaux and Thibodeaux now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs. |
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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl. He paid $11,500 each with box seats. It comes with a ride to the Super Bowl, lunch, dinner and a $400.00 bar tab, and backstage passes to the winners locker room. When he bought the tickets he didn’t realize it would fall on the same day as his wedding. So if you are interested, he's looking for someone to take his spot at St. Sebastian’s at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She’s 5’4”, 115 lbs and a real good cook. She'll be wearing the white dress.
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Ironic. Not implying a political tone .
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He's free to miss out on $1.37 a month in royalties. His reason makes sense to me, but he doesn't get to dictate.
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I honestly didn't know he was still alive...
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