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I like that . More truth than i think we will ever know.

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The bacon one… I just laughed out loud haha

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Clearly, you either lack talent, or a true appreciation for the flavor of bacon....I never miss a drop. :metal:

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A well balanced diet,
is a burger in each hand.

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Well shoot I was hoping this would show up big enough to read. Lots of funny in here.

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:lol: I could read it well enough to laugh about it :lol:

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I laughed

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:lol:

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Yes This :lol::lol::lol:

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Now THAT is funny. ^^^^:lol:

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Why jump?

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I don't see a problem here!

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It would only be a problem if a live round got destroyed all because the wifey did not check the pockets before dropping it in the washer.:lol::lol::lol:

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The was a big sale at LegoLand. People were lined up for BLOCKS!

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,,,

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air

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lol!!

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Smh..

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George hasn't been feeling well lately, so he goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I just don't feel like my old self. I get out of breath easily, I have a hard time climbing the stairs, and I can't keep up the way I used to."

The doc says, "Well, George, I could run a lot of expensive tests, but it's really not necessary. I can tell you what's wrong. Your body mass index is excessive. You need to lose at least 50 pounds. In short, you've let yourself get fat."

George is indignant. "Well! Of all the nerve. I think I want a second opinion."

"OK," the doc says, "you're ugly too."

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Ow....I resemble that remark....

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LOL. Good one to show young men

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Very True. ;)

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xxx

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This whole no smoking with kids in the car thing is ridiculous. I mean, look at how cold he is

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I think this is really clever, I like stuff like this.

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This is how some of the other Commercials need to be.

That Camp Lejeune stuff got way out of hand .:uhmk::lol:

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I agree with this fella =)

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Olive Garden is just a better looking Fazoli's.

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I Totally agree.:metal:

I seen a Dennis the Menace Meme.

It stated that his rocking chair would be placed (Facing the Corner) When He Retired :lol:

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What do spiders in France eat ? ...... French Flies

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This is getting ridiculous. 1st they want me to report my truck part sales and now this???

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I knew what it was without the second frame. Marvin has always been a favorite of mine.

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Mine too!

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I'm waiting for life to be discovered on Mars, and finding out that the Martians are filing a grievance with a court on Earth about all the damage and litter we've left. As Marvin says, "You are making me very angry...very angry, indeed!" :D

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There’s no way that’s real. It’s federal not California. :lol: