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Getter-Done 04-08-2024 10:18 PM

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Shifty One 04-09-2024 10:37 AM

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:lol:

Getter-Done 04-09-2024 10:22 PM

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Boog 04-10-2024 06:05 AM

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:dohh: ^^^

Getter-Done 04-15-2024 10:00 PM

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Who Wants to build one of These? :rolleyes:;):haha::uhmk::lol:

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Getter-Done 04-15-2024 10:53 PM

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richards72chevy 04-18-2024 07:13 PM

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Getter-Done 04-18-2024 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by richards72chevy (Post 9306066)
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Had to look that one up. ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

Boog 04-24-2024 05:09 PM

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Are you feeling it?

Steeveedee 04-24-2024 05:36 PM

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^ I'm feeling it. Meloxicam and a cane.

Getter-Done 04-24-2024 10:43 PM

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are you feeling it?

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^ i'm feeling it. Meloxicam and a cane.

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CG 04-30-2024 12:57 PM

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Picked up another Corvair

Shifty One 04-30-2024 01:59 PM

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What, no "wide load" banner? :D

Boog 04-30-2024 05:36 PM

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DOT would have a GOOD time with that fella. :lol:

truckster 04-30-2024 07:05 PM

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I wonder what the plan was for unloading it...

Steeveedee 04-30-2024 08:23 PM

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If I had to guess, they loaded it with a fork lift, having the tail gate down. Reverse procedure for removal. I doubt that the lifting and transport did any favors to the unibody.

HO455 04-30-2024 09:04 PM

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I vote photoshop.

Steeveedee 04-30-2024 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HO455 (Post 9309584)
I vote photoshop.

:lol: Yeah, probably!

Getter-Done 04-30-2024 10:40 PM

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Well at least they stopped for the School Bus.

If only they would have Aired the tires up with 10 more PSI on the Passengers side.:lol:

The Unloading process is
A Jack in the center of the bed.

Then 4 sets of cribbage.



truckster 04-30-2024 11:13 PM

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I agree that a forklift would have been used to load it. I prefer to think that the unloading plan was about a dozen buddies and a few cases of beer.

Getter-Done 05-04-2024 10:38 AM

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A1971Blazer 05-04-2024 10:51 AM

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It's a good thing there were only 3 channels.....:lol:

Boog 05-04-2024 11:02 AM

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Yeah, but we surfed those 3 channels a lot and didn't know we were surfing. :lol:

A1971Blazer 05-04-2024 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9310433)
Yeah, but we surfed those 3 channels a lot and didn't know we were surfing. :lol:

That's for sure....it made me think, what if we'd had 400 channels like there is now? :lol:

truckster 05-04-2024 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by A1971Blazer (Post 9310435)
That's for sure....it made me think, what if we'd had 400 channels like there is now? :lol:

It probably would have been as boring as it is today.

HO455 05-05-2024 08:17 AM

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The reason trucks get restored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAlDbP4tdqc

Getter-Done 05-05-2024 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by HO455 (Post 9310612)
The reason trucks get restored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAlDbP4tdqc

It's been a Long time since I heard that one. :lol::lol:

richard2717 05-05-2024 04:57 PM

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68bowtie 05-05-2024 08:52 PM

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HO455 05-05-2024 10:09 PM

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I showed the one above to the wife and got a laugh. Hard to do.

HO455 05-06-2024 11:40 AM

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One of life's conundrums.

In the past, the Pony Express, using relays of men & horses, could get mail from Missouri to California (~ 2000 miles) in about 10 days, or an average of about 200 miles/ day.

Recently, I had a USPS Priority Mail 9x12 envelope (claiming 1-3 days for delivery) travel ~700 miles in 14 days, or an average of about 50 miles/ day.

So much for "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds".

Keith Seymore 05-06-2024 11:42 AM

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Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect

But they have nothing to go with.

K

kwmech 05-06-2024 03:33 PM

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I recently sent off a package to Florida (USPS priority). It arrived in 3 days, then promptly headed north up to Maine only to get sent back to Florida and again return to Maine. Sat in Maine for 5 days before getting sent back to Florida and took another 4 days to get to the customer. I figure the package traveled well over 5000 miles and took 13-14 days

truckster 05-06-2024 04:39 PM

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I had a USPS package that was sent to me in Utah from California. Somehow it wnet threough eastern Europe before I received it 2 1/2 months later.

Boog 05-07-2024 11:53 PM

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Steeveedee 05-09-2024 12:44 PM

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HO455 05-10-2024 12:10 PM

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Now the warmer weather is arriving.

Boog 05-10-2024 12:40 PM

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^^^^ Duh, :lol:

Boog 05-10-2024 12:44 PM

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Beetle Juice, Beetle goose, be

HO455 05-10-2024 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9311617)
^^^^ Duh, :lol:

Necessity is the mother of invention in some cases, in others, its how to do it the hard way. :lol:


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