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WRITTEN BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. |
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I hope this goes Viral (As they say) So many Individuals are Brainwashed by (You guessed it). They cannot see what is happening right now. |
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So, a guy gets a call while he is driving his Harley from GOD.
God asks John if he has a moment to discuss something. John says sure God let me pull off the road so I can give you my full attention. God then tells John how good a man he is and that he is entitled to one wish to help his fellow man out. God says it cannot be for John but for all mankind. John thinks about it for a minute and says to God, you know God, I like riding my Harley and a lot of others ride Harleys and the like. God tells John that he rides a Harley Fat Boy, so he can relate to it. So, then John says to God, if you could make a road that goes from Southern California to Hawaii, think about all the motorcycle riders and tourists that would be able to use that scenic road. And all the jobs it would create, with all the hotels that would be required, gas stations, restaurants, etc. God tells John that would be a strain on the earths’ natural resources, with all the concrete and rebar, etc. that would be required. So, God says to John think about something else that would benefit all of mankind. John then says, God, you know I am a happily married man. And God says yes you are, and you and your wife are a great couple. John then says to God, you know at least once a month, I tend to say the wrong thing to the wife, you know put my foot in my mouth, and then for the rest of the month, I am walking on eggshells because of what I said earlier to her. God then pauses for a minute, thinks about what John has said, and then blurts out, how many lanes to you want on that road to Hawaii? |
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Clem Who???
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Yessir. I'm old. He was a good one. I remember his weekly tv show.
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I knew that cyberg truck reminded me of something. What's for dinner?
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[QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry.
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Oh that's so true.
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My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?
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Never had a diary. Don't do social media. I guess that makes me the odd ball?
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Ah, you may have struck a cord with that one. Not picking on ya though.
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