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Boog 05-06-2022 01:51 PM
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PeeeeYooooo! :lol:

Steeveedee 05-06-2022 02:30 PM
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:lol: Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.

Shifty One 05-06-2022 03:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9076039)
:lol: Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.
I had a skunk as a pet after watching mama and siblings become furry frisbees, we rescued it from the side of the road. We had him neutered and descented, and he turned out to be one of the smartest and coolest pets. (we named him freeway)

Liz 05-06-2022 03:44 PM
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Knock knock...


Who's there?



The mod squad!




The mod squade who?





The one that does not want to lock the thread again.




Ohhh noooooo , we better act right !



Yes, that will be all thanks!











Palf reopened this thread at a members request. It had been shut for the same reasons it always is (hint richard my pal ;) ) Lets keep it open for a bit. I really hate spending hours editing stuff yall know better on.

richard2717 05-06-2022 04:13 PM
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My apologies. It won't happen again.

Palf70Step 05-06-2022 04:44 PM
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Liz 05-06-2022 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9076107)
My apologies. It won't happen again.
You know we like you right? I kinda laugh at them too... and well I say the same stuff. Just not here :P

Getter-Done 05-14-2022 11:13 AM
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Found It:metal:
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72 tigger 05-14-2022 12:43 PM
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10MM l assume

Getter-Done 05-14-2022 12:51 PM
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Of Course;):lol:

Sheepdip 05-16-2022 11:04 PM
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On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

Getter-Done 05-17-2022 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 9079983)
On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
Good one:metal::chevy:

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Ol Blue K20 05-17-2022 07:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 9079983)
On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
:lol::lol: I almost choked! :lol::lol:

Palf70Step 05-17-2022 05:00 PM
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Getter-Done 05-17-2022 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Palf70Step (Post 9080247)
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I done my 1st ZOooooM meting last week;):lol:

Way to tech Ni-cal for Me:uhmk:

my56chevytruck 05-19-2022 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Palf70Step (Post 9075720)
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that joke stinks, lol

Getter-Done 05-19-2022 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by my56chevytruck (Post 9080985)
that joke stinks, lol
Yeah I just shared it with my wife :lol:

She did not think it was Funny at all.;):lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done 05-19-2022 10:51 PM
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special-K 05-22-2022 07:12 AM
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Why did the bald man walk out on his bill?




He didn't want toupee.

72 tigger 05-23-2022 05:53 AM
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Funny

Getter-Done 05-23-2022 06:16 AM
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:lol::lol::lol:

Palf70Step 05-23-2022 07:46 AM
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:agree: :lol:

68bowtie 05-23-2022 09:05 AM
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Haha!

Sheepdip 05-23-2022 09:54 PM
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Funny Stuff

my56chevytruck 05-30-2022 08:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 9079983)
On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
now that's funny, :metal:


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