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tutone 11-03-2022 04:06 AM
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A blond lady walks into the appliance store. The owner was sitting on a stool behind the counter engrossed in his morning paper.
She says "I'd like to take a look at that TV on the bottom shelf there" ,he folds the corner of the paper over and looks her over and exclaims, " move along lady, we don't serve dumb blonds here".
Upset, she stops at the drug store for some hair color, black. " I'll show him, she says" Next day, she goes in, asks about the tv, same answer.
Third day as a redhead, she dons snglasses and a hat, eases in to try it once more. Nope, "no service for dumb blonds."
Last try, bunette. She goes in and he doesn't even look over his newspaper, he just asked her to leave. Not serving dumb blonds.
She had enough by this point. She said" sir, I've came into your store every day this week and your excuse to not wait on me was that I am a dumb blond. Even with black, red and brown hair you still refuse to sell me that tv. Can you explain yourself, please?
He answered " yes mam, I can. Thats not a tv, it's a microwave."

Ol Blue K20 11-03-2022 10:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tutone (Post 9140267)
A blond lady walks into the appliance store. The owner was sitting on a stool behind the counter engrossed in his morning paper.
She says "I'd like to take a look at that TV on the bottom shelf there" ,he folds the corner of the paper over and looks her over and exclaims, " move along lady, we don't serve dumb blonds here".
Upset, she stops at the drug store for some hair color, black. " I'll show him, she says" Next day, she goes in, asks about the tv, same answer.
Third day as a redhead, she dons snglasses and a hat, eases in to try it once more. Nope, "no service for dumb blonds."
Last try, bunette. She goes in and he doesn't even look over his newspaper, he just asked her to leave. Not serving dumb blonds.
She had enough by this point. She said" sir, I've came into your store every day this week and your excuse to not wait on me was that I am a dumb blond. Even with black, red and brown hair you still refuse to sell me that tv. Can you explain yourself, please?
He answered " yes mam, I can. Thats not a tv, it's a microwave."

:lol::lol::lol:

Boog 11-09-2022 08:16 PM
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Good ole days

Ol Blue K20 11-11-2022 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9142584)
Good ole days
:lol::lol::lol::metal:

SCOTI 11-11-2022 01:05 PM
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Ahh.... the GoodYears.... :lol:

Steeveedee 11-12-2022 01:34 PM
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bug!!!

truckster 11-12-2022 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9143655)
bug!!!
As a fan of 1950s sci-fi movies, I really like that shot!

CG 11-13-2022 12:58 PM
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I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.

Getter-Done 11-13-2022 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CG (Post 9143993)
I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.
Does that make it a Monkey Wrench:lol::lol::lol:

1970 CST Short Wide 11-13-2022 01:45 PM
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Here you go, Now we know

Keith Seymore 11-13-2022 02:30 PM
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I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.
I've started farming some work out, too.

Dude did good work but was pretty dang slow.

K

Keith Seymore 11-13-2022 02:31 PM
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This guy was quick!!

Ol Blue K20 11-13-2022 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9144009)
Does that make it a Monkey Wrench:lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol:

Ol Blue K20 11-13-2022 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide (Post 9144010)
Here you go, Now we know
:lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee 11-13-2022 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CG (Post 9143993)
I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.
:lol:

This venturi cluster just needs a...bit...more...torque... *snap*

dmjlambert 11-13-2022 02:56 PM
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That's the guy the PO hired to cross thread the Quadrajet fuel filter inlet and the needle seat in the same job.

Steeveedee 11-13-2022 05:16 PM
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:lol: I rebuilt my carburetor a few months back. The needle turned out to be falling apart just enough to let fuel drip in, so it was idling rich. It is made of a substance that is supposed to resist alcohol, but it had also been about 5 years. I guess that's the best one can expect, now. I didn't remember if there was a filter in the carburetor, so I started to unscrew the nut, and it turned out to be J-B welded. So I took it apart, cleaned it up and reinstalled it with J-B weld again. I need to put an alert somewhere on it so that I don't forget for next time.

Getter-Done 11-13-2022 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide (Post 9144010)
Here you go, Now we know
And Now we Know.;):lol::lol::chevy:

Getter-Done 11-13-2022 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Keith Seymore (Post 9144039)
This guy was quick!!
That's Funny Right There.

CG 11-13-2022 09:05 PM
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Ba da bump

kwmech 11-14-2022 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide (Post 9144010)
Here you go, Now we know
That is a photo chop. They always dump in the center of my driveway

Ol Blue K20 11-14-2022 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kwmech (Post 9144426)
That is a photo chop. They always dump in the center of my driveway
And under my apple trees!

Palf70Step 11-16-2022 11:30 PM
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:ito:

Getter-Done 11-16-2022 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Palf70Step (Post 9145515)
:ito:

Yep Yep :metal::metal::chevy::chevy:

Steeveedee 11-16-2022 11:47 PM
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Corvette


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