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Happy Saturday (hopefully not inappropriate)

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Good Morning!

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finally starting to warm up around here so we're seeing more a/c requests in the shops

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/v9ned5yncxa...oning.jpg?dl=0

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Good timing I just heard to Jerry Reed singing East Bound and Down.

https://youtu.be/WJPM-M_Z65o

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Ruh roh

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:lol: Ain't it the truth!

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:agree:

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:smoke:

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Bartender goes to the men's room, and discovers a broken window. Back at the bar, he questions the clientele. Squirrel raises a paw. "That's my fault. The bear asked if I had a problem with poo sticking to my fur. I said no, so he wiped his butt with me and threw me through the window."

The bartender doesn't want to deal with the bear, so he just has the window replaced.

Bartender goes to the men's room, and discovers a broken window again, and part of the exterior wall missing. Back at the bar, he questions the clientele. Porcupine raises a paw, "That's my fault."

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Doh! :dohh:

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They say that the most aggressive drivers are BMW drivers and the least aggressive are EV drivers.

It's kind of hard to be aggressive when you're pushing your car.

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Or while doing 43 MPH on the freeway because their "Range Anxiety" is overwhelming them.

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I have done that. We had EV's at work and I remember limping them back to the yard with almost no juice left. I remember vividly that stupid turtle light coming on telling you to crawl back or walk back.

I have driven EV's for probably 10 years because I was forced to. And I have to say that I'm not a fan of them.

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Here is to wishing Tim luck with his Computer/internet issues.



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I've heard that the average person sheds about 8 pounds of dead skin a year.

That's why it takes about 25 years to get rid of an ex wife.

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I knew a guy who had an apartment above the vault of the local bank. His claim to fame was "My assets over millions of dollars!"

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^^^:lol::lol:

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:lol:

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My bedroom sits over the front (attached) garage.

I had a buddy ask me one time where I kept the GTO.

I said "its under my bed".

K

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Ha! I had an idjit in a Tesla going about 65 mph blocking traffic.

When I finally got around him he speed up, like he was pissed that I passed him, and stayed right on my bumper.

I figured "well - this won't last long". Either he'll notice his range dropping off or he'll run out of juice long before I need to stop.

Yep. He started falling back after a few minutes and I continued on my merry way.

K

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Ha. I'm picturing Wile Coyote in that EV watching the Road Runner get smaller and smaller in the distance..:lol:

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:lol: And then it bursts into flames. Old Coyote never gets a break.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: You guys are too funny!


I'm still chuckling over the Porcupine joke and it's Wile E. Coyote too now.

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Oh hey. This.

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all the coyote talk reminded me of this sticker. probably posted before, possibly me even =)