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Will the cabin be your weekend home Grumpy? Looks like a nice quite spot.

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.*

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.*

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.*


I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'*

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'*

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'*

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'*

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet....’*

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.*


The auditor's jaw drops.*

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.*

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with grandpa's attorney as a witness.*


He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing' Grandpa asks? 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'*

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.*

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.*

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.*

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.*

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.*

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'*

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LOL, good one .

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That's funny. I laughed out loud when I heard it........................30 years ago!!!

Hey, I'm sorry. Really, I am. It's just that I'm angry and confused. I'm angry because I still don't have my cold weather hat day and just outside my door it certainly is a cold weather hat day that I don't have! See? Also confusing is tracking says it is in transit...still in the same place as before!! I thought to be in transit mean you were going somewhere

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Well ,Tim sorry about your hat still in transit and you need it ,, I used to rely on my hat being there on its hook every time when going out doors and in the winter I had one of them hat liners like the other Larry I think supplies his workers in the winter,, unsless he a chea....... or just doesn't do it .lol

But ,since I down sized and retired ,,I am now am in style with the men on the cover of all them catalogs,, I have a scarf ,,

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I dug up an old hat out of the general grab basket I keep here. I got by a couple years without a warm hat but this year a ball cap won't do! I'm getting soft and am good with that. I've toughed plenty out and now I'm getting more into comfortable. Warm clothes are my friend.

Speaking of cold, I need milk. Time to run to town.

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My son in law was telling me earlier they are going to shut down all outside operations tomorrow and maybe the next day.

I guess they are waiting on a warm hat day.

Yes Tim, that joke is older than us.

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:haha::haha:

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:jdp:

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dang...a whole days gone by and nobody's posted anything on facetruck... .
oh well...
I made a pot of deer chili to go with this northpole weather we're having. ..

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:hot: chili rocks

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When Tim's hat arrives he will still have a need for it.

We are sending him more arctic weather.

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Speaking of arctic weather, found these at a yard sale the other day while visiting family out of town.

It pays to take a walk when you didn’t want to be there to begin with :lol:

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Good find.

Family.........We've all got 'em don't we.

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It was at a bar the way I heard it and he bet the guys at the table over in the corner the bar tender would wipe the bar with a smile after he stood at one end while not missing a drop in the pitcher at the other end. So, new variety.
That would be nice to have for warming up a little. I went to the beer store yesterday and told the guy I needed to go stand in his walk-in cooler to warm up.

My hat day... I tell you, I never pay any attention to tracking. It gets here when it gets here and I have no control over anything while in shipment. I try to be more patient than people seem to be these days. So just for the fun of this thread I have been checking on this thing. Confirmed! What is the point of checking tracking? NONE! I would rather not know that since Saturday my hat has been in transit at the same location. I get it, that is where it landed as the holiday began and these people deserve time off. But it sat there all day till 10:30pm. All I know is it left after 3 1/2 days in one place. I would have rather not known that! :LOL: Says it will be here today. We'll see. Oh the drama

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I told my wife I was going to put the A/C unit back in the window and set it on 65 degrees. I told her even though we'd use a little electricity, we'd save some fuel.

BTW, if I had a choice of whizzing on a bar or an attorney's desk, I'd hate to mess up a bar!:lol:

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It wouldn't take a bet for me to on a few desks :lol:

I'm kind of bummed. Just got a letter from my mortgage company stating they palmed off my mortgage to another company. It's the biggest thing in my life I bust my butt for and to them it's just a thing to buy and sell. How will this outfit be? I went with Chase specifically to be with a major bank who services their own mortgages. My prior mortgage was sold off immediately to a crooked outfit, very scary experience, so we went through the expense and set-back of refinancing just a year later with one of the big pigs. I'll be so happy when I don't have a gall derned mortgage

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According to Tim's tracking, today is Hat Day. :bann::bann:

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LOL ,Did not see that one coming .

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I'll read the joke later. My brand new calendar has "Hat Day" marked right on it! It finally left OH and is was reported to be in Hagerstown, MD. Our big transportation hub at I-70 & I-81 as of noon. That's about 40 minutes from here. They say by late today. I'd say...

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Good luck with hat day Tim. ........

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No hat yet

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UPS truck just flew by :(

EDIT: Option A - UPS just flew by. Option B - UPS truck flew by. Option C - Truck flew by, UPS.

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That's five words.

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Checked tracking, it's FedEx. Ahhh... it must have been in transit for Hagerstown at noon, cuz now it says 2:47 it arrived there. Then at 4:37 it arrived there again. I forget. I hope this was free shipping.

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We got 1/2" almost a week ago. It's been so cold that hung on for days longer than I've ever seen. What's coming tonight won't bring me much if any snow. This one hits the shoreline and leaves the hills alone.

I usually just order and it gets here when it gets here. It's funny that since I am tracking it as part of this thread it is turning into a slow ride with plenty to talk about. I ordered a pair of replacement tail lamps for my son's truck Yesterday was his birthday. I'm not even thinking about checking tracking. I want it to get here!!

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So now we have a no hat day and.................

a tail lamp day on the way.

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I don't have PPP's (pooping paper problems) since I just store it in the water closet. I don't have no truck problems except weather to work on it since I got shop problems (not having one is a problem right?) I ate leftover Prime Rib so I don't got pics of my dinner. I know my keys are in my pocket. I don't got hat problems since I wear a bandana headband and sometimes that's been a problem, not for me but for other people. Like the bouncer who wasn't going to allow me to wear it in a bar one night. I told him I would wait. He asked "for what", for you to go around and gather up hats, hair bows, ribbons and other headgear, you aren't going to discriminate against my headgear are you? It's not a gang sign but if wearing one makes you in a gang I belong to all of them since I color co-ordinate. He told me I could wear it. I said that was too bad since my lawyer and I had never owned a bar.My head seldom gets cold since my hair is down to my belt.

I think I got the same delivery guy as special since my wife ordered m a pressure cooker 12-20 and it just got here today.

BTW I may need a little help guys. I quit buying overpriced razor blades and my beard has turned white. So it's gotten a bit long. Yesterday a young lady (20's) asked me if I was Santa. I told her that she didn't need to hint around that if she wants to sit in my lap and whisper in my ear........ If she takes me up on that, I'M GONNA NED SOME HELP!!!!!

I don't know if this is how it works......

Did I fail Facetruck?

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^^ here, you can borrow a picture of my prime rib from captain jacks in sunset..

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/swywr63gvkg...46943.jpg?dl=0

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You can't fail here. We don't want to ruin your self esteem.

I will have leftover Prime Rib tomorrow night. It sure was good tonight.

I wish I still had hair, and never could grow a proper beard.

I do wish you owned a bar.

You forgot to share any gossip, whoops sorry about your self esteem.

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Now, this is what FT is all about. Showing us what you ate.

You forgot to mention the service, or the lady that was staring at you all through the meal.

WE will respond with drama filled responses.

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I made chili in the crock pot with chunks of pork because propane delivery isn't due till tomorrow. No hat day

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I'm not sure you can have a hat day and propane day in conjunction. I will check the codes.

You should consider ordering a summer hat right away.

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SK...I hope you propane isn't coming by fedx....

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took my hat for a walk under the moon at work..

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/fxvferauupm...40969.jpg?dl=0

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I had another fun day at Stanford medical center. I also had an over priced medium quality with s@#**y service mexican food dinner on my way home. What a wonderful day!!!!

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you need some Taco Surf!

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Looks great, but a long way away. ..

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Here's a random picture of something, you know because ft!!!