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Ol Blue K20 10-18-2023 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9251684)
old
:lol::lol:

Boog 10-18-2023 10:51 AM
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My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take.

tutone 10-22-2023 06:06 PM
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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...

Getter-Done 10-22-2023 08:35 PM
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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...
For sure :lol::metal:

Boog 10-23-2023 04:55 PM
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Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie." :lol:

Getter-Done 10-23-2023 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9253085)
Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie." :lol:
I listen to my Co-Workers that golf together.:lol:

This makes Perfect sense.;)


They are Crazy at work why would that change on the Golf course. :lol:

Getter-Done 11-01-2023 10:16 PM
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Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do :lol:

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Boog 11-02-2023 05:56 AM
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Oh, one of our neighbors. ;)

richard2717 11-02-2023 02:50 PM
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hmm

Stocker 11-02-2023 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9255801)
hmm
:lol: :lol:

truckster 11-02-2023 10:26 PM
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hmm
That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

HO455 11-03-2023 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 9255871)
That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.
:lol:SPIT COFFEE :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done 11-15-2023 11:51 PM
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hmm
I don't have a SuperCharger .

Because.

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Getter-Done 11-17-2023 08:46 AM
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Shifty One 11-17-2023 11:53 AM
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:lol:

Steeveedee 11-17-2023 12:20 PM
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fiver

Getter-Done 11-17-2023 09:02 PM
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fiver
This is New to Me.

However Small it might Be. :lol:

68bowtie 11-17-2023 11:31 PM
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I laughed out loud for the biologist one… :)

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…

Steeveedee 11-18-2023 12:05 AM
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Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?". :lol:

HO455 11-18-2023 11:52 AM
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

72 tigger 11-19-2023 07:04 PM
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I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

Getter-Done 11-19-2023 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 72 tigger (Post 9260069)
I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too
I can see me on that Tractor. :metal:

richard2717 11-21-2023 07:48 PM
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air

Ol Blue K20 11-21-2023 08:03 PM
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air
Makes sense!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee 11-21-2023 08:22 PM
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^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.


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