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Getter-Done 11-21-2023 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260427)
air

:lol::haha::rolleyes::haha::lol::haha::)

In No Garage I will ever Have.;)

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


:chevy::chevy::chevy:

truckster 11-21-2023 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260427)
air

Excuse me for drooling just a bit...

Shifty One 11-22-2023 01:23 PM

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^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Wonder Woman's Jet.

richard2717 11-23-2023 12:38 PM

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Ol Blue K20 11-23-2023 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9260805)
nav

:metal::lol::lol::lol:

Getter-Done 11-23-2023 07:59 PM

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truckster 11-23-2023 09:49 PM

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Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

Ol Blue K20 11-25-2023 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 9260901)
Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

:lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee 11-25-2023 06:51 PM

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Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! :(

Getter-Done 11-25-2023 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9261224)
Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! :(

What?? Holiday Inflation?

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Steeveedee 11-25-2023 11:38 PM

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I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. :crazy: I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

Boog 11-26-2023 08:57 AM

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A couple of years ago I sold a small part to a fella and 'assumed' it would cost maybe 10-12 $ to ship it. It weighed maybe a pound. Turned out it was $36 to ship by UPS or Fedex one, I forget now. I blew it on that one. BIG TIME! I sold the part for like $35 or so. Lady told me the box rate was due to size more than weight. I could have cut that box down a good bit but the part was in the same box it was shipped to me in from the vendor, so it didn't dawn on me I could save by cutting the box down. Once burned, once learned.

Ol Blue K20 11-26-2023 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9261275)
I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. :crazy: I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

Steve, pm me I don't want you to stress out!

Getter-Done 11-28-2023 10:26 PM

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kwmech 11-29-2023 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done (Post 9261988)

Not too far off with the cost of parts and the amount of time it takes to locate them and then install

special-K 11-29-2023 08:57 PM

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Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30

Getter-Done 11-29-2023 11:17 PM

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Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30

I have done better with this in the last couple of years.

This used to Really Bother me.;)

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richard2717 11-30-2023 02:53 PM

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68bowtie 12-01-2023 12:36 AM

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^^ this is a fact

richard2717 12-01-2023 10:14 AM

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richard2717 12-03-2023 08:59 AM

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Getter-Done 12-03-2023 10:53 AM

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68bowtie 12-03-2023 12:04 PM

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Teacher?? Lol

richard2717 12-03-2023 01:34 PM

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68bowtie 12-03-2023 03:18 PM

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nice haha


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