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truckster 07-09-2024 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9326063)
caughtcha
Apparently some women will do anything for a buck...

D.B 07-09-2024 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by truckster (Post 9326100)
Apparently some women will do anything for a buck...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::haha:

Ol Blue K20 07-09-2024 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9326063)
caughtcha
I spit beer all over the corner!! :lol::lol::lol:

Steeveedee 07-09-2024 04:53 PM
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Buck looks pretty horny to me...

Ol Blue K20 07-09-2024 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9326123)
Buck looks pretty horny to me...
As soon as I get the corner cleaned,....you make me do it again!

Steeveedee 07-09-2024 09:16 PM
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:lol: It's a gift!

jerry moss 07-09-2024 09:27 PM
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that "doe in heat" scent works every time.:lol:

Steeveedee 07-09-2024 09:34 PM
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:lol: Oh, man! :lol:

richard2717 07-10-2024 02:59 PM
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Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am

LT7A 07-10-2024 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9325900)
My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.
:lol:


Guitars are important, but I think those guys are needed in Baltimore...

Ol Blue K20 07-11-2024 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9326411)
Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am
:lol::lol::lol: Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...

richard2717 07-11-2024 11:31 AM
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Getter-Done 07-11-2024 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by richard2717 (Post 9326687)
top
Rules are rules :lol:

Boog 07-11-2024 01:31 PM
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that type

kwmech 07-11-2024 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20 (Post 9326600)
:lol::lol::lol: Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...
And they vote

richard2717 07-12-2024 06:24 AM
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68bowtie 07-12-2024 08:24 AM
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Oops lol

Boog 07-12-2024 11:26 AM
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Too late

Boog 07-12-2024 11:28 AM
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Be checking

Steeveedee 07-12-2024 12:06 PM
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touch

Getter-Done 07-12-2024 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9326944)
Be checking
So True.:metal:

Getter-Done 07-12-2024 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeveedee (Post 9326959)
touch
One Day

I passed by the CoPart.

The Junkyard that has Newer Cars and Stuff.


They had a Sign. :uhmk:

7000 Volts do not touch.

Or something to that effect.

I don't Believe them.;)

Trust me though.

I will not be checking if The Sign is BS.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::haha::haha::haha:

richard2717 07-14-2024 11:32 AM
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wok

Boog 07-14-2024 07:31 PM
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southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah

Getter-Done 07-14-2024 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Boog (Post 9327436)
southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah
It clears that this cure's what ails ya.

It's coming out one end or the other.;)

:lol:


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