Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or a Dodge.

The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Cheyenne for a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?"

I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Let's go!!"

So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the Cheyenne quietly out to the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With the tires a' cryin' and side pipes aglow,
We headed on out where the hot rodders go.

And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up, as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"

Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the Big block exploded with side exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!

Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word.


Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all...........it's a hell of a night!!!"

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

That's pretty cool!

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Hey Fred, That's just to cool ! How ya' doing? Haven't seen or heard from you in awhile. I left the big B the end of July and retired Sept. 1st. Just pure LUVIN' IT !!! Take care Bud and have a Merry Christmas to you and yours. Gary B.

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Now ,this is what I call Chevy Truck Christmas Spirit.. thx for sharing..well written verses..

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Merry Christmas Fred!~

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Merry Christmas Fred! Good one. Lemme see what I can do for our brethren truck brand...

T'was the night before Christmas and all across the nation
Not a creature was stirrin' but trucks badged General Motors Corporation...:lol:

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Love it...I have been using it on my site every christmas for several years now...never gets old. :)

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

Great! Quite a poem. :) Merry Christmas, all!

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

That is neat, thanx... and Merry Christmas!

Re: Twas the night before Christmas - Chevy style
 

thats cooooooooool thanks for sharing.