the Creation of Ludwig..(taken from "I Found Him")
 

In Responce to a "I'm Lost Comment"

Well let me give you directions, first you have to back track and make a right on Albaquirky (instead of a left), merge onto the Highway From Hell, when you get to the split, half of you goes right, the other half left (one of you is talking the high road the other the low road).

After half of you is left and the other half right, you get into a political argument, of couse you need a referee..and wala #3. Of course there is a fowl on the play and he throws a yellow flag...now hang on it gets tricky...

Because of the fowl, the primitive side of you spits off to go hunting...this is called the Fuddium split.(#4)

And because the left side and right side can never agree on anything without a referee, and that one is current ocupied with checking #4's gun permits (after all guns arn't allowed at political rallys without a permit....) another spits to check the slow motion replay to find out where the fowl came from.......(#5)

Of couse the fowl is the Chicken that Crossed the Road making a cameo apperance in order to raise sales, this doesn't tell #5 where the chicken came from, of couse bringing up the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg....

watch out it get worse........

well #' 1-5 can't answer that question so a historian pops up to research the origan of the question, and the joke (now you know where all the bad jokes come from........) #6.

Of couse you can't raise sails without a Captain to order it.....(#7)
And you need a Cook for the left over chicken and eggs (#8)

At this point #3 and #5 get together and decide to sell the whole damn team, and in a desperate attempt at self preservation, you split again so you can by yourself.....(#9)

At this point the original personality (#1) loses his mind completely rips his clothes off, curls up in the corner, and starts making funny noises...thus #1 becomes #10....

and because you medically can't have a multible personalities without one of them that knows all of them, and can manage to keep them from fighting long enough for you to get something done.....#3 no longer needing to referee for #1 and #2 as #1 is now #10 he moves into the #1 slot (having of couse the best qualifications and experience for the job)

This leaves the # 3 slot open, which was filled when I bought my first 72 suburban and decided to hot rod it (who in their right mind hot rods a burb???).....of couse not long after I discoved this board.........

The rest is history, Which #6 is currently looking into.

well that explains it, i think?

Ok, now I understand completely!!!!!!

My head is spinning.. Get me my Prozac please:eek:

well if you put it that way, ya

sounds just like you lol

Sounds like me trying to figure out my taxes. . . . . . :eek:

It's Sunday morning and you expect me to understand all of that! Your insane, well, I guess I'm partially right, aren't I!

Either I'm blonde or insane.........because I think I understand................seems like I've been there before.............

man....thank god i'm not the only one.......lol

HAH! sounds like when the Doc told me I'd lost my mind.


IT WAS IN THE TRUCK THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot damn! It all makes sense now! Doesn't it?????

big blue 72

Was that the doc in the white coat?

Just remember guys, that is how ludwig got started.........there have been a few personel changes....but we wont get into that.......

Uh...yeah......right. Right?

#1 was right, but he lost it remember.....now is # 10.....

Yah, but remember they say the mind is the second thing to go....................

The scary thing is I think I understand what he is saying..........Hmmmm:eek:

does this guy have nothing better to do

well pissing nos, this is my "get away" considering I have 6 people in my house......

I'd go out and work on my burb.....but I can't seem to find it...oh yea thats right I had to sell it so I could feed a few hungry mouths....

If you don't like it, go take a dip in Lake Louise in the winter.....

oh and you obviously have nothing better to do, after all you read and replyed to it.....

you have six people in the house I guess being crazy goes along with that .......lake louise is frozen

Last time I understood a conversation like this I had drank way to much. It all made sense then, but that was after enough Korean alcohol to run the NHRA finals (all of them).

No women personalities? Too bad. Of course then you might fall in love with yourself.

Man, and they moved my post on what tunes do like to listen to in your truck, over to general discussion, and this quailifies for 67-72 discussion board

I know lake louise is frozen.....and don't take what I said to seriously....Pnos.........all in good fun

Yea 6 of us Me, My wife, my step daughter, her fiance, their baby boy and my little girl.........(it would make you nucking futz tooooo)

Hey greassymonkeyboy......yes there are at least 2 female personalities........but only one of them actually likes other women...the straight one kinda has to turn the other way at night sometimes, if you know what I mean.......lol

lucky for me it's majority rules.......otherwise I would look like a dog chasing it's tail....more often..............

of couse it qualifies on the 67-72 side of things, after all if case you didn't notice, a 72 burb was the reason for the final split off.............it's my way of warning you all what can happen.....