So my uncle just got a new Dodge...
 

As the title says, yeah...3/4 ton, crew cab, longbed, 4x4, 5.7L Hemi...black. He says it rides a lot better than his Ford did. My only complaint is the bedsides, they're completely straight. Needs fender flares or something. And it's a POS Dodge, but it should last 'til he can get himself a Chevy.