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§êX Is funny

You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,

Tuesday,

Thursday,

Today,

Tomorrow,

Thaturday?

Thunday?

Every Thucking day!


Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

like me (too good to be true)


>Top 10 Places to have sex:

In your bed

In your parents bed

In a truck or car

On a washing machine, while running

In a hot tub

On a beach, down in the sand

On a comfy couch with the TV on

On a waterbed

A plane bathroom

In the rain


Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

In the movies

In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

In front of all of your friends

In a phonebooth

In your best friend's bed

At Grandma's house

At school

In your dirty basement

In the street

ON-LINE


> Top three things to say before having sex:

I love you (but only if you mean it)

Rock my world

Let's get ready to RUMBLE...



>Top things NOT to say before having sex:

Is this gunna hurt?

Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

Are you sure it's on there?

How do you put this on



>Top things to say after sex:

Are you sure this was you're first time?

Gotta cigarette?

Wanna do it again?



Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

That was IT??

Where you in?

I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

Where you snoring?

OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!

Yep thats me got to have it (Every Thucking day!)!!!!!LOL

I can say that not having sex at grandmas house is a good idea. At an old girlfriends grandmas house on the couch and granny comes home early from vacation! :eek: What a day that was! :lol:

LOL thats thucking funny!!!!!!!!

I'll argue with the doing it on the beach statement...that hurts a little when you get sand in...
well, y'all know where I was going with that.

Your suppose to bring a blanket ;)
Don' Knock it till you try it ;)

Amen

tip- for #3, it helps to be drunk
and hey, my basement isn't dirty! :D