Looking for TP found Ford calendar
 

I thought you folks may get a kick out of this. I was on Walmart's website and did a search for toilet paper. The top hit was a Classic Ford Pickups calendar. I kid you not.

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He ain't lyin', I was fooling around a while ago and found the same thing. :lol::lol:

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Is it a nicer calendar? You know, a 12 month calendar that equates to 72?

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I just don't think calendar paper would work too well for your intended purpose.

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Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!
Sears and Roebuck catalogue was popular back in the day!

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True, but most of the pages were more similar to newsprint.

Man, I have fond memories of the Sears Wish Book....

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That's hilarious. I have weird stuff pop up and my wife gives me a suspicious look. Like a what have you been looking at? look.

Speaking of improvisation. I once took my girl on a romantic picnic out in the woods. It was very nice until mother nature knocked on my back door. (Door #2) :eek:

I had to drop a deuce and the clock was ticking big time and I was in the middle of nowhere. The only paper we had was a paper bag. Well desperate times equal desperate measures. So I grabbed the bag and ran into the woods.
The biggest problem about having to poop in the woods is that you have to squat. And your feet are directly beneath your business end. That's not good.

I ended up hanging off a tree branch with my pants around my ankles and cleaning up with the bag. Disgusting. Hey you've got to do what you've got to do.

When I came back my girlfriend was lying on the ground laughing hysterically. Apparently I hadn't run far enough and she had seen me looking ridiculous.

What can I say. She still married me.

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I still have my 97 to 03 f-150 chilton repair manual. That f150 I owned years ago may be long gone but maybe I will get the last laugh after all. Backup asswipe for days.

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So, how many days/squares do you use at a time?

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As many as you need! The calendar is cheap! Somebody needs to start hoarding those calendars and stacking them up in the outhouse.

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Sears catalogs were used because they were abundant and free. Now they are collector's items and Amazon don't send out no catalogs! Thank goodness for LMC!!

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One you get old enough, you can just use the pages out of those 20,000 page Medicare books that they send out every year.

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I'm getting a heap of solicitation on that now. What I want to know is how hard is it to make toilet paper? What does it take? I was never a Boy Scout so I don't know. We all have all this paper laying around. Can we just put it in a blender to mince it up then make a mash and... Did someone say mash? Heck, if I'm gonna process anything I'll start up a still!! I get whiskey drunk and I don't care what I wipe muh… uh, well you know

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Haha. There are still plenty of places around the globe that still just use a splash of water and their left hand. It funny to me that the whole toilet paper thing is still in existence in the year 2020. Old habits die hard. Let's be honest.. shower or bath is where you can actually get clean. Wiping your ass with some soft paper may feel nice, but your not ever going get clean. Just clean enough to walk around. Like I say. Some old habits die hard.

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That was once brought to my attention by a very cute and eager young lady. I never knew TP was the leading cause of dingleberries :mel:

Speaking of calendars, it looks like this year's is going to full of a whole lot of nothing

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Hahaha. Even though we have evolved to a level that can communicate on the internet, we still are also just some hairy animals. Would be nice if our dna would clean up the hair down there. It definitely just gets in the way and serves no purpose.