Buy a house on a dead end road, that's off a quiet country road, with a nice long driveway, nosy neighbors, and 2 dogs that bark at any strangers, I don't even lock my doors (course I figure they'd nab the 03 Lightning first but hey how are they gonna know the ugly green truck is probably even faster than that purdy new truck?).
If that fails there's a Colt 38 special full of hydra shoks nearby, and a rifle or two, if nothing else I'll put her on at least 2 rims before she gets too far away. Rims are cheaper than trucks!
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