With friends like you who needs enemies?
This is one that my father-in-law says: "You don't need enemies you've got family".
Your so ugly the doctor slap your momma.
You are the only living abortion I have ever seen.
You are so bucked tooth you could eat squash through a picket fence.
He is uglier than 40 miles of muddy road.
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Fight the good fight, finish the race, keep the faith
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