[truckdude239]

Originally Posted by poorboy

I can relate to most of these.


HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
after
you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack handle
firmly
under the bumper.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an automobile
upward off
a hydraulic jack handle.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.

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TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters. from above mentioned Eight-Foot long Douglas Fir 2x4 that was use to lever the automobile off the above mentioned hydraulic jack handle, which results in having the splinter deep in your hand.



sorry i had to edit it lol