wow dave, you could have made that into a novel:p
thats funny though, dumb cops.
here is my story, well, my friend's story.
one night after coming home from a movie together, i was riding with my friend and his girl, in his dads 65' swb. he is talking me back to our church so i could get my truck and our other friend pulled up to us in his 94' izuzu little truck. this is right about 1/8 mile from the police station, on a saturday night! lots of cops out. any way, the light turns green and we all go for it. then at the next light, this van pulls up behind us and follows us to the church. i get out and go to my truck, and the dude in the van gets out and says he's a cop and that uniformed officers are coming to issue a speeding ticket for "drag racing". after about 10 minutes of me waiting because the freakin van has me blocked in, our friend in the izuzu shows up, and after him, 2 cop cars show up. they both got tickets, and i had to wait more than 30 minutes to leave
and even after i leave, a cop car follows me for almost a mile, then turns into a house, and turns around the other way.