My wife help?? You have to be kidding me.

I guess if I asked her to, she would try. But after me pissing her off, she would get ticked and go in the house. It's happened too many times with other stuff.
There is no way in the world I could ever work with my wife. We don't see eye to eye when it comes to working. Me and her both are too hard headed. We get mad at each other real easy doing these kind of things. She wants me to do things her way, and this ain't going to happen. I demand for her to do things the way I want them, and that ain't going to happen either.
Ahhh....love. Ain't it a wonderful thing?
Now, all you single guys get married real quick. I don't want all of you to miss out on all this fun I've been having.