Okay, since my post has been hijacked, how about I give my $.02.
Again in an English accent....(the holy hand grenade):
"First you pull the pin and count to thrrrree, not to two, and not to fourrrr..........Five is rrrright out....."
My personal favorite.
And then there's....
"I'm not dead - - yes, you are - - but I'm feeling fine - - you'll be dead in a minute - - - Bring out your dead!!!"
