^ I was thinking,more like the paddles beat him

,and that thing is built for pismo!...pretty close second.I see your rooster tail.
EDIT:People still drive into the ocean???...can`t fight impulse...see waves...must drive into......
Reminds me of a toddler.Set`em down and they run right into it,get knocked down,and come running back crying with a yucky look on their face from their first taste of sand and salt.