Uh oh indeed. My parents live in Canyon Lake and I'm going to visit them later in the month...
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1619940669.html
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1619933917.html
This one would break the bank and cause me to sleep in the barn for....well...a long time.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1619727368.html