He he he he he. You are real funny.
At least 10,000 comedians are out of work, and here you are in here trying to be funny. You should have tried out for The Last Comic Standing.
Besides, my wife want let me have a younger woman. I've already asked and she just gave me that look. She then asked why did I want a younger woman anyway. I couldn't even take care of her. Ouch!! That hurt too.